Ever Wonder Why???

 Why  do we press harder on a remote control when we know the  batteries are almost  dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough  money in the account?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars;  but have to check  when you say the paint is still  wet?

 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you  throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why did they put an 'S' in the word  'lisp'?

If  people evolved from apes, then Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why are mattresses always on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then  put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

Why and how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
(they're not bugs, it's light bulb poop!)

When  we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, Why do we say, 'It's  all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we  say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where  you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's  falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else  over?

In  winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in  summer
when we in the summer we complained about the  heat?

Why don't we ever hear father-in-law jokes?

           And  my FAVORITE......
The  statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.  Think of your three  best friends -- if they're okay, then it's  you!  Then ask yourself WHY ME?
Still Wondering....   

 WHY?  WHY?  WHY? 


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1)   What kinds of things have you "Ever Wondered Why?"