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Event Refund/Cancellation Policy

 

Event Cancellation/Postponement

Any delay or failure in the performance by the issuing Party hereunder shall be excused if and to the extent caused by the occurrence of a Force Majeure. For purposes of this Agreement, Force Majeure shall mean a cause or event that is not reasonably foreseeable or otherwise caused by or under the control of the Party claiming Force Majeure, including acts of God, fires, floods, explosions, riots, wars, hurricane, sabotage terrorism,vandalism. accident, restraint of government, governmental acts, injunctions, labor strikes, other than those of Seller or its suppliers, that prevent Seller from furnishing the materials or equipment, and other like events that are beyond the reasonable anticipation and control of the Party affected thereby, despite such Party's reasonable efforts to prevent, avoid, delay, or mitigate the effect of such acts, events or occurrences,and which events or the effects thereof are not attributable to a Party's failure to perform its obligations

under this Agreement.

 

Every effort will be made to notify those who have pre-registered and have provided a contact phone number or e–mail address. Canceled events will be publicized on the web site as quickly as possible. If an event is to be rescheduled, all registrants will be notified of the new date.

 

Registration Cancellation/Refund Policy

To cancel a registration and receive a refund, please send an email to s.loughridge@hotmail.com with the confirmation-email of payment. Refund + name of event in subjectline. All requests must be received by July 10, 2012. No refunds will be issued after that date. Any requests prior to that date will be issued less a $20.00 handling fee.

 

Refunds for canceled event

If an event is cancelled or postponed, registrants will be given the option of applying their registration payment to another event, or attending the event if the event is rescheduled. Registrants will be required to select an option by a specified deadline.

 

Late Cancellation Policy/No Show Policy

Registrants who are “no-shows” for an event, or cancel a registration After July 15, 2012, will not qualify for a refund. In lieu of canceling a registration, a registrant may send a substitute in his or her place (see substitution policy).

 

Late Arrivals

Reservations for most events are held for 15 minutes before the slated event start time. After that time, reservations may not be honored if there is a waiting list for the event.

 

Onsite Registration

On–site registrations are accepted on a “first come, first served” basis and are subject to space availability.

 

Registration Payments/Methods

Online registrations only.

 

Substitution Policy

In lieu of canceling a registration, a registrant may send a substitute in his or her place. Substitutes are permitted for paid reservations.

 

Donation Policy

In the event that a registrant is unable to attend or the forfeiture of refund date has passed, a registrant may request that the amount of their registration be applied to the Class of 1982 donation, less the credit card handling fee.