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I have two kids now. Both complain a lot and expect to eat every single day. Neither one of them have found a job yet.
My present wife is OK for now. At least she is better than the last one.
I've put a few lbs. on, but carefully selected a picture which will make it harder for you to tell (sitting down, plus dark shirt).
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