You know you're a child of the 80's if...

*You had a crush on Jon BonJovi, or knew someone who did.

*You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.

*You have ever called 867-5309.

*You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your wall.

*You know what a "burnout" is.

*You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'

*You know what "Psych" means

*Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game-to "reserve" your spot.

*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

*You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".

*You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".

*You wanted to be a Goonie.

*You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.

*You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab

*You know who Max Headroom is.

*You ever wore fluorescent ,neon if you will, clothing.

*You could breakdance, or wish you could.

*You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

*You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

*Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

*You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

*You wanted to be on Star Search.

*You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

*You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.

*You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its ass, or knew someone who did.

*You got excited when you found out that 'Journey' is touring.

*You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".

*You HAD to have your MTV

*You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".

*You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".

*You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

*You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

*You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

*You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".

*You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

*You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

*You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'

*You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

*You remember And/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut. Or any other stupid collection they came out with.

*Poltergeist freaked you out.

*You carried you lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

*You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out')

*You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

*You know what a Doozer is.

*You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

*You owned a "Monchichi" ("Oo, they're soft and cuddle-y")

*You ever had a Swatch Watch. (or 2, or 3 - to match your clothes)

*You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

*You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.

*You know what a "Whammee" is.

*You held the top score on PacMan

*You still have a couple of those barettes made of woven ribbons.

*If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection

*If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your
    stomach explode

*You wore jelly shoes