Senior Will
I. . . VICKI EDLEFSEN do here by bequeath:
to all the teachers, thanks for helping me learn all I needed to know and giving me that extra push when needed. To Mrs. V and Mrs. W for all the yummy candy they supplied me with throughout the whole year; to Mrs. Fletcher (Goeke), all the drama and show choir talents learned from her, Good Luck with your marriage. To Mr. Martin, the ability not to listen to other people’s conversations, especially when they are in the bathroom!!!!! To Mr. Riggs, I first leave my great personality and the ability to have a better attitude when needed. Also I give my ability to tell funny jokes that actually make people laugh. To my sister, I leave my beloved locker and the ability to go and make some new friends.
To my best buddy, Jimmie Cabe, I leave him all my diet Pepsi cans so that he may some day find a cure for Nutrasweet cancer! ! Take care of yourself and we will always keep in touch. To Heather Cruminel, I leave my strength. So if anyone were to get in your way, just break their nose. I also leave you my first chair in show choir. I leave behind my volleyball serves to Dawn Steiner and hive her the authority to do something with that team. And softball, I leave that to anyone who wants it. To my best buds, Ryan, Myles, and Clyde, if you guys don’t straighten up, I’ll be forced to put you in an AA group and leave you there until you die. To Heather Flowers, I leave at least half of my chest. I’d give it all but I do need a little bit, so maybe someone else will donate some kido!!! To the rest of my senior class, it has been a great 5 years that I have been up here and I owe it all to you guys that helped me through it. I hope we can keep in touch. Try not to party too much but, hey, go out there and have some fun. Be all you can be and at least try to stay out of trouble. I give Tammy Mitchell my ability to be a smart allec and to spear out against Mr. Riggs and keep him in line and to take care of my buddy Jimmie.
TV SHOW: Chip and Dale
COMMERCIAL : Butterfinger
PERSON: Mr. Riggs, Jimmie Cabe, Ryan King
MUSIC GROUP: Def Leppard
SINGER MALE: Joey Tempest FEMALE:
Jody Watley
MOVIE: Rain Man
FOOD: Peanut butter and syrup pancakes
RESTAURANT: Dicks
DRINK: diet Pepsi
SAYING: “I’ll kill you.”
BOOK: Satanic Verses
MAGAZINE: Newsweek
STORE: Sheer Madness
SPORT: Volleyball
COLOR: Black and red
HANGOUT: only at home and try not to be anywhere else (Dicks)
CARTOON CHARACTER: Opus
PET PEEVE: Jamie Gannon, people who gossip
HOBBY: screwing around
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: When I was a freshman and I gave a pretty
nose job to a very unlikeable junior. Having Jimmie as my slave.
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: At a Natural Helpers retreat, Mr.
Martin overheard a very private conversation between Heather,
Steph and I, and blackmailed us with it.
FAVORITE YEAR IN SCHOOL AND WHY: Senior year because I had the
privilege of taking CWP and giving Mr. Riggs a bad time. But
mainly getting out of this hole just so I can go to another one.
FUTURE PLANS: My future plans are to go to the Handy Work
Plumbing Art School and clean toilets and fix sinks. My ultimate
goal is to fix toilets in the White House. Who knows, I may
strike it big in the toilet biz and fix toiles throughout the
country.
