Senior Will
I. . . LUKE SANDERS do here by bequeath:
To Myles Denton, I leave my lats, because we all know he needs them. To the freshmen, I leave the hope of becoming huge and muscular. To the Juniors, I leave my Physics papers so they can get an A in there. To Mr. Scoog, I leave my hair, so he won’t burn his head in the summer; Also, the ability to tell a story that is actually true. To Mrs. Hansen, I leave the ability to lighten up and not be so strict in AP. To Mr. Riggs, I leave and AK—47 to blow away anyone who doesn’t agree with his opinion, and who doesn’t shut up. To Coach Stralser, I leave my chest. . . my calves. . . well, my whole body, because we know he needs it to back up his mouth in track practice. To Jason Thompson, I leave the authority and leadership of teaching my 1st period weight training so he can show the wimps what muscle is about. To Del, I leave all the chics he wanted, but could only drool over. To Mr. Friedman and other bald teachers, I leave a fresh case of turtle wax. To Mr. Sanborn, I leave all of my gold chains and rings to complete his Mr. T look.
TV SHOW: Night Court
COMMERCIAL: Milk one in which the girl outbenches the guy
PERSON: Arnold Schwarzenagger
MUSIC GROUP: Def Leppard
SINGER MALE: David Lee Roth FEMALE: Ann Wilson
MOVIE: Terminator
FOOD: Broiled halibut
RESTAURANT: The Cedar
DRINK: Virgin Strawberry Daquiri
SAYING: “I’m going to pump you up”
BOOK: Schwarzenagger’s “An Education of a Bodybuilder”
MAGAZINE: Muscle and Fitness
STORE: Spokane Fitness
SPORT: Body building
COLOR: Metallic Blue
HANGOUT: gym
CARTOON CHARACTER: Conan and Garfield
PET PEEVE: toothpick people and pencilneck geeks
HOBBY: body building
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: Dead lifting 400 lbs in front of
everyone in 7th period weight training class.
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: getting pulled out in front of
everyone at US Air Force rock assembly.
FAVORITE YEAR IN SCHOOL AND WHY: Senior year, because I finally get to graduate.
FUTURE PLANS: Be in the Olympics and win a
medal for the U.S. body building team. Meet
Arnold Schwarzenagger and Joe Weier. Be all I
can be in the Army.
