Senior Will
I . . . JENNY LYNN MARKO to here by bequeath:
To Dana West my short temper, may you always lose control of it as often as I have. To Lori Binder my ability to stomach school lunches. To Amy Resseman, dignity and freedom. They are finally graduating and can’t shame you anymore. And to Lori Gebhart my undieing friendship. You are always welcome in my house.
TV SHOW: Unsub
COMMERCIAL: Suilvania light bulbs with the cat and the vacuum
cleaner.
PERSON: Roseanne Barr
MUSIC GROUP: Alabama
SINGER MALE: Randy Travis FEMALE: K.T. Osland
MOVIE: Rainman
FOOD: chinese
RESTAURANT: Zips
DRINK: cold duck
SAYING: “Eat It!!”
BOOK: The Godfather
MAGAZINE: Newsweek
STORE: Mass Hysteria
COLOR: green (forest)
HANGOUT: the welfare line
CARTOON CHARACTER: Fog Horn Leg Horn
PET PEEVE: my car
HOBBY: skipping
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: the day Paul asked me to marry him.
MOST EMBARRASSING: falling down the stairs in front of the
office.
FAVORITE YEAR IN SCHOOL AND WHY: my senior year because it is
almost over.
FUTURE PLANS: I plan to marry Paul Marko in June and then make
tons of money for the rest of my life so Paul can become a house
husband.
