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Hey......
Do you remember the time you forgot to
remember to forget to remember what you had forgotten?






 







Just In!!! Result of Holy Man V Speedboat Race.
Jesus Wins!
 

 

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Patsy does get tired working on this
website, so sometime's I run
away with the fairies, if you want to
find me ask the leprechans.............
but be WARNED...I think they're
smoking the funny stuff. Thank You.





Hmmmmmmmm

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillips Screwdriver?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a Whack?????
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery???
Why is a man who invests all your money called a BROKER????
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is NOT called a racist?
Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites??
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? ( 21 for those who don't understand)
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, dosen't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboy's deranged, models
deposed, and drycleaners depressed???


 

 

 You know your old when your own thoughts
confuse you.

 

BTW
Remember to humor the committee;
they usually are a bunch of deluded diehards
who think everyone should show up to
appreciate all their efforts :)

The Perks of Being over 50

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
can't remember them either.
You sing along with elevator music.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
the National Weather Service.
You have a party and the neighbors realize it.
People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I Wake You?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You can live without SEX but not without glasses.
You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
You NO longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

 

 

 

 *SENIOR EXERCISE*

The Doc told me to start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the
following:

*MONDAY*
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

*TUESDAY*
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

*WEDNESDAY*
Bend over backwards
Jump the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

*THURSDAY*
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

*FRIDAY*
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

*SATURDAY*
Pick up the pieces

*SUNDAY*
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift My hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them

*WHAT A WORKOUT!*