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In short - I've lived the life of Forest Gump (stopping short of making millions or having anything whatsoever to do with the University of Alabama).
In a nutshell - Graduated, joined Army, went to war, married H.S. sweetheart, joined Coast Guard (because one branch wasn't enough.. I had to make the same mistake twice), saved lives, got medals (whoopity doo), honorable discharged, went back to school at Auburn University, graduated, got divorced, moved to Seattle and became a professional mascot (Mariners - MLB), went into sports marketing & entertainment (Sonics & Storm - NBA/WNBA), got remarried, started an internet LLC, own 2 cats, recently hired to run game ops/broadcast/ & entertainment @ Washington Capitals (NHL)... moving A.S.A.P.
now you're up to date.