Comments:
-R.I.P. director/writer John Hughes: "No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need food!"--16 Candles is the flagship film of our generation.
-Someone stole my Rubik's cube; no sweat, I inserted a GPS chip to track it with my OnStar.
-Tears for Fears: please--I'm begging you--REUNITE.
-I want my MTV. (Nina Blackwood was hot)
-Cellphones, mainstream computers, internet, and Celebrity Apprentice weren't invented yet--our class was robbed.
-We can put a man on the moon, but by God--we still can't put metal in a microwave. And speaking of that, why do the Chinese take-out containers still have the metal handles? You can't just pop the container in the micro, you gotta do a plate transfer and I'm a busy executive!
-Nick's Roast Beef needs a Drive Thru and a Dollar Menu.
-Molly Ringwald was the voice of our generation.
-Gotta go now and finish playing Atari ("Haunted House") with Becker and do some research via the encyclopedia.
