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After graduation I moved from quiet Melvindale to Quahog, Rhode Island, where I met my wife Lois.
I’ve had several jobs since graduating from MHS. I initially worked as a production line worker at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory. Following its closure, I became a fisherman. I have also worked as a Renaissance Fair jouster, construction worker in New York, Sheriff, CEO, President (and lobbyist) of a tobacco company, folk singer, and a Pawtucket Brewery worker.
I also became a local celebrity when I had a reoccurring segment called "What Really Grinds My Gears" on the Action 5 News. Did anyone see me on TV?
I used to own a fishing boat that I christened the "S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, And The Incredible Hulk Put Together." Sadly, she sank during a trip to Pelican's Reef.
I am a huge Kiss fan and followed them around the country during the Kiss-Stock shows. One year I even got a DVD of Kiss Saves Santa for Christmas.
I generally spend most of my time watching TV with Brian or drinking Pawtucket Patriot Beer with my friends Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe.
