Muskogee High School

If this list takes you down memory lane, you are a child of the 1970s.

A predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid".

You had blacklight posters hanging in your room.

Your first love was Marsha Brady, [I Dream of] Jeannie, or Samantha from Bewitched.

You had a crush on David Cassady, Michael Jackson, or Donny Osmond.

Your hair was "feathered" or you had as big an afro as possible.

It was a major accomplishment to get to the "Chase" scene in Ms. Pacman.

Most of the fillings in your mouth are directly related to Bazooka or Bubble Yum.

You remember having a rotary phone.

You can remember the words to the theme song of "The Greatest American Hero." ("BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKIN' ON AIR... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE-EE-EE...")

You ever asked to be gagged with a spoon.

You had a Dorothy Hamill haircut.

You owned a pet rock or mood ring.

You wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar.

You choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room.

You carried a large comb in your back pocket at all times.

You know all the words to the double-album set of the "Grease" soundtrack.

You know who shot J.R.

You remember when high schools provided ash cans for student use.

You learned to swim at about the same time "Jaws" came out... and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

You remember when Jordache jeans were cool.

You recall when Love's Baby Soft was in every girl's Christmas stocking.

You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.

You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or, worst of all - what Sheriff Roscoe's full name was. (Coltrain)

You remember having to get off the couch to change the TV channel.

You remember when "safe sex" meant "my parents are going out of town".

You used "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific" shampoo.

You remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.

You remember Mr. Bill on Saturday Night Live.

Your favorite movies were Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

You remember when movie ratings were "G", "GP", "R", and "X."

You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch and your "cable or VCR remote" was connected to the TV by a CORD!

You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van and remember riding in the back of the station wagon trying to get passing trucks to honk at you.

You tuned in regularly to the adventures of the Bionic Man and Woman, Wonder Woman, or the Incredible Hulk.

You were not allowed to see The Exorcist or The Omen when they came out.

You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on.

You bought 8-track tapes.

Your parents paid $2,000 for a top-loading VCR that was almost the size of a coffee table.

Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

You're currently employed doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with your college major.

You're starting to believe that having the kids go to school all year wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.

You owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear.

You've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: "You know, back when...," "When I was your age...," or "When I was younger..."