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Fun Stuff
THEN & NOW
- Sociology exam -- Prostate exam
- Going to sleep at 4 a.m. -- Waking up at 4 a.m.
- Keg parties -- Tupperware parties
- Long hair -- No hair
- Hot babes -- Hot flashes
- Hours of enjoyment with a $4 Frisbee -- Hours of frustration with a $900 set of golf clubs
- Progressive politics -- Progressive bifocals
- Getting high -- Getting high blood pressure
- Beer kegs that flowed to the max -- Bladders in desperate need of FLOMAX
- Lying to our parents about what we did in college -- Lying to our children about what we did in college
- Starting Saturday night at 10 p.m. -- Concluding Saturday night at 10 p.m.
- Poli Sci -- PoliGrip
- Studying ancient history -- Remembering ancient history
- Thinking people in their 30s were old timers -- Thinking people in their 30s are young pups
- Hundreds of vinyl albums stored in a heavy wooden crate -- Hundreds of digital albums stored in a 2-ounce iPod
- Hoping we wouldn't have to move back in with our parents -- Hoping our kids won't move back in with us
- Greek fraternities -- Grecian Formula
- Wishing our parents would leave us alone -- Wishing our kids would call once in awhile
- Amazed at Bruce Springsteen's endurance during a 3-hour concert -- Amazed at Bruce Springsteen's endurance during a 3-hour concert
- Bushy mustache -- Bushy ear hair
- Deciding where to live -- Deciding where to be buried
- Trying to discover the meaning of life -- Trying to discover the meaning of death
- Focused on finding happiness -- Realizing happiness comes when we stop focusing on it
- Thinking people in their 50s were ancient fossils -- Knowing people in their 50s are just hitting their prime
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