Dave Featherstone
| Last Updated: |
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May 18, 2009 |
| Residing In: |
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Glenview, IL USA
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| Spouse/Partner: |
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Janet and/or 'poochiekums noo noo noo' |
| Occupation: |
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University Professor, Hemorrhoid inspector |
| Children: |
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Sam, created from dead body parts in 1997 |
| Comments: |
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Since 1984, I have had one sex change, shaved my head, and gotten a tattoo of a spider on my butt. I wrote three songs for Mariah Carey, which led to a restraining order in 1996. I weigh 467 pounds and smell like a dead fish. |
| School Story: |
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I can't remember school. What is this web site, anyway? I thought I was signing up for an online checking account. |
