Since 1984, I have had one sex change, shaved my head, and gotten a tattoo of a spider on my butt. I wrote three songs for Mariah Carey, which led to a restraining order in 1996. I weigh 467 pounds and smell like a dead fish.
School Story:
I can't remember school. What is this web site, anyway? I thought I was signing up for an online checking account.
