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02/03/09 08:19 PM	#185
Joe Repass wow almost a month and no one has anything to say

02/05/09 04:53 PM

#186

Jamie Mills

Can you say Sixburgh!!! Way to go Steelers!!!

02/18/09 10:16 AM

#187

Jamie Mills

What's everyone think about the stimulus plan? Is it going to help, or hurt us?

02/18/09 04:40 PM	#188
Joe Repass bend over and smile

02/20/09 09:48 AM

#189

Jamie Mills

I hope not. It sure isn't what I was I was expecting it to be. A plan that has over 1000 pages, surely has some room to slip a few extra things through.

02/20/09 06:11 PM	#190
Joe Repass 20 mill for a swamp field in california to protect a rat is one that got through. there are several several others.

02/21/09 12:14 AM

#191

Jamie Mills

Hey I did hear that my paycheck "might" have like $10 more in it now from less taxes. I'll be able to let the family Supersize at Mc.D's now!

02/23/09 12:56 AM	#192
Joe Repass what about the shake

02/23/09 08:33 AM

#193

Jamie Mills

Maybe for the boy. I already have enough shake.

02/25/09 08:18 PM

#194

Dawn Roberts (Maynard)

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

02/26/09 03:54 PM

#195

Jamie Mills

No doubt!

03/03/09 03:43 PM

#196

Dawn Roberts (Maynard)

Subject: Economy

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

03/05/09 11:14 AM

#197

Jamie Mills

Amen, I especially like choices to spend your money on toward the end!

P.S. Does everybody just go on Facebook now or what?

03/05/09 11:45 PM	#198
Joe Repass whats facebook

03/06/09 10:26 AM

#199

Jamie Mills

That's the new craze I guess, or it's not and I'm just now catching on. It seems like everybody is on it. I've been on it about 2 weeks and I've chated with people that I haven't seen since Jr. High. It's actually pretty cool. You should check it out. Login at www.facebook.com and get you and Elaine a page started.

03/20/09 04:38 PM	#200
Vikki Larese (Walker) The Charlotte crew is attending the Checkers hockey game next Friday, March 27, at the Bobcats arena. Gametime is 7 PM. Contact Vikki Larese Walker if you want to join us.

04/15/09 11:23 PM	#201
Joe Repass happy tax day everyone

04/30/09 08:03 PM	#202
Scott Curry Joe whats tax day??????

05/24/09 11:34 PM	#203
Joe Repass i want to say thanks to all who has served or is still serving. America just woulnt be the same with out You

09/06/09 12:01 AM	#204
Joe Repass this ones for you dozier BAMA BABY!!!!

09/21/09 09:32 AM	#205
Carla Lane Court is today. Everyone pray the Monster that took Blenda from us gets life in prison!!! Pray for her family!!!

09/24/09 05:43 PM	#206
Carla Lane He got First Degree Murder and life in prison!!! Thank God

10/10/09 10:27 PM	#207
Dawn Roberts (Maynard) So glad he got the max!!

12/13/09 10:33 PM	#208
Joe Repass MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone

06/24/10 04:02 PM

#209

Jamie Mills

I had to post something since nobody has since Christmas. The 4th of July is coming up, so everyone have a good time. I'll be down in Daytona soaking up the sun and sand.

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