Reunion Humor



















If you're struggling with the idea of attending the Reunion, you are not alone...Apparently the internal debate is universal. We've all had some of the same thoughts. If we wait until we're rich enough/thin enough/successful enough, we would  never see anyone again!

Read on and discuss amongst yourselves. We all need to realize that our classmates don't care about what we look like, the size of our checkbook, or how fast we've climbed the corporate ladder.

For a few hours, at least, we can all be 18 again! Well, 18 with wrinkles and reading glasses anyway...  






 Top 10 Reasons why you should attend our Class Reunion

10. You've not thought about getting into shape since the last reunion.
9.You want to try to dance one more time before it's time for your hip or knee replacement.
8.You want to squash years of rumors about you...and possibly start new and improved ones.
7.Paris, Britney, or Lady GaGa won't be there, unless invited...
6. You don't have to ask for the keys to the family car or sneak out a window to be with your friends, and we will have "designated drivers"!
5. You can feel better knowing you're not the only who's experienced a "starter" marriage" and/or is single again...and we all have reason to Celebrate!  We can still make it to the reunion!
4. To see what color the girls' hair is now and to see how many of the guys still have hair.
3. There will be NO swimsuit competition, EVEN IF REQUESTED!
2.You don't have to lie about your age. We know how old you are. (BUT BE FOREWARNED...WE'VE SOMEHOW TURNED INTO OUR PARENTS!)

And the NUMBER ONE reason to attend your class reunion is:

1. It will be A BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! You can re-connect with old friends, make connections with new friends, and re-capture the "joys of youth". Our class reunion won't be the same without YOU!







You leave your computer on all night? Click on the stick person above, then click and PLAY & enjoy this amazing bit of imaginaton. (There's Sound.)




Bob hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked
into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over
in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in
greeting, saying, "You look like Helen Brown."

"Well," the woman snapped back, "you don't look so great in
blue, either!"


"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" --- Tim McGraw

 "Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."


"It's funny how friends can come in and out of your life so quickly, yet leave footprints and memories in your heart forever."




 Some people try to turn back their odometers. Don't bother, tell them you look this way because you've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.



Our Lives In The 80's vs. Our Lives Today . . .

  • Sociology exam – Prostate exam
  • Going to sleep at 4 a.m. – Waking up at 4 a.m.
  • Keg parties – Tupperware parties
  • Long hair – No hair
  • Hot babes – Hot flashes
  • Hours of enjoyment with a $4 Fris­bee – Hours of frustration with a $900 set of golf clubs
  • Progressive politics – Progressive bifocals
  • Getting high – Getting high blood pressure
  • Beer kegs that flowed to the max – Bladders in desperate need of FLO­MAX
  • Lying to our parents about what we did in high school – Lying to our children about what we did in high school
  • Starting Saturday night at 10 p.m. – Concluding Saturday night at 10 p.m.
  • Studying ancient history – Remem­bering ancient history
  • Thinking people in their 30s were old timers – Thinking people in their 30s are young pups
  • Hundreds of vinyl albums stored in a heavy wooden crate – Hundreds of digital albums stored in a 2-ounce iPod
  • Hoping we wouldn’t have to move back in with our parents – Hoping our kids won’t move back in with us
  • Wishing our parents would leave us alone – Wishing our kids would call once in a while
  • Deciding where to live – Deciding where to be buried
  • Trying to discover the meaning of life – Trying to discover the meaning of death
  • Focused on finding happiness – Re­alizing happiness comes when we stop focusing on it
  • Thinking people in their 40s were ancient fossils – Knowing people in their 40s are just hitting their prime

Well, at least that's our story and we're sticking to it . .





My wife and I were sitting at a table at my 30th high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.  My wife asked, "Do you know her?".  "Yes," I sighed.  "She's my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since."  "Oh my goodness!" said my wife.  "Who'd think a person could go on celebrating that long?"...see, there really are two ways to look at everything!



  25 Signs You Have Grown Up  

   1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

   2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

   3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

   4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

   5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

   6. You watch the Weather Channel.

   7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

   8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

   9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

  10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door  won't turn down the stereo.

  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

  12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

  13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

  14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

  16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

  17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

  18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

  19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

  20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

  22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

  23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

  24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


  25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.  






I agree with Larry!  Kids, come on now ..... listen up!  Pull them pants UP! HaHaHaHa!!!