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12/16/08 04:49 PM	#567
Rhonda Swaney (Piazza) Yea right, you past the good girl stage ALOOOOOOONG time ago!!!!LOL I ain't strapping nuttin' on unless theres a male attached to it and no removable parts..It gotta be the real deal or no deal!!!

12/16/08 05:50 PM	#568
Patrick "Patch" Gray Yes candy you passed "Good Girl" about 4 pages of posts ago. Patch

12/16/08 06:22 PM	#569
Candy Dewey (McClellan) Ok I pass the good girl. Patch but you missed out on the Good boy then, I do not want no woman with a strap a sex change or anyother fake object. I want a real man with real body parts, I believe you get my drift. LOLOLOL And if I want to be the good girl hell let me :P

12/16/08 06:37 PM

#570

Ladonna Brown (Hogan)

Candy we all know better. Boy, ya'll sure are getting down to the nitty gritty now. I with all the girls, no strap ons just the real thing.

I want to know when these lap dances are going to happen. We did not hear from Dudley before he went to work so we probably done run him off to.

Sorry I was gone for a while, I had to go finish my Christmas shopping. It is all done, Thank the good Lord for that. People get on my nerves, cause they want to look at everything. Get out of my way before I run your ass smooth over you on your Sunday afternoon shopping trip on a Tuesday. I hate to shop but my husband will not do it, so I want to get in get out with no problems. Today, I could have went postal at Walmart and Best Buy.

12/16/08 06:48 PM	#571
Dudley Calloway What the hell have I started with the lap dance statement!!!!!Ya bunch of horny women.lol. Although I was thinking how many lap dances would it take to buy that 52 inch ???I would be taking tips.LOL LOL!!

12/16/08 06:58 PM	#572
Dudley Calloway Ladonna I work nights I was on my way to bed this morning so you don,t hear from me during the day .I,m reading the message board and thinking to myself this used to be a respectable place what would Steve Ford think?

12/16/08 07:03 PM

#573

Ronny "Jrod" Pettigrew

Rhonda are you kidding I can’t fit the 88’s in my loft apt. Kjam is having a party he just didn’t want everyone to know. I'm being a friend and spreading the word. I never did say when the party actual was anyway. I was thinking the 2 and a half year mark. Plus it looks like PG has volunteered his friend for lap dances. Only thing is I don’t have a 52 inch.

Jenn Gurl…You off the chain!

PG we could take that show on the road!

As you can tell I’m responding kinda how I’m reading this AND wow I just got to ALL this and I haven’t type a word in 30 minutes.

Can't say I'm totally surprised about the openness, woman tend to be more than us guys.
Rhonda thanks for showing me luv gurl!

Jada Fire
Nia Long
Sanna Lathan
Ayana Angel
Rhonda

ok... Kjam was not having a party.
Jrod

12/16/08 07:58 PM	#574
Dudley Calloway Well I,ve waited around long enough time to go to work see you all tommorrow. Top 5 list get ready 5, Jenn 4.Jenn 3.Jenn 2.Jenn 1.Jenn Yeah Baby Yeah!!!!!!!!!

12/16/08 08:16 PM

#575

Rhonda Swaney (Piazza)

JRod, just move the furniture out of your loft...>LOL> you are welcome and thanks for the luv back. I WILL BE collecting my dance!!! Wasn't that nice of Patch to volunteer his friends??? I don't think a 52 inch is a requirement though!!!LOL I think ya'll could rake in some dough you take it on the road!!!

The operative word there is "WAS not", K-Jam just didn't know the date either!!!:) It was even a surprise to him..

All of us down here in Dallas need to meet up sometime though.. I got 10 acres so as soon as I finish all the construction in my house we can have a party here!!!!

12/16/08 08:51 PM	#576
Brandi Huffer (Wright) Oh Dudley, My feelings are soo hurt. I thought I was your # 1.....Tear

12/16/08 10:44 PM

#577

Jennifer Moore

Wow... Thank you Dudley!!! Sorry girls I got this! Whoever asked how many lap dances would it take to pay for that 52inch?? Apparently you dont know me very well--Only 1, only 1 my friends..

So KJam is scared? What really happened it wifey saw these crazy posts and didnt want all us horny women in tha Robinson house--especially after a few drinks and some mood music. Shiiiiiit--some Barry White and some "Lets get it ON" or 50 cent "Magic Stick" or even better on my new Three 6 Mafia "I love havin sex, but I'd rather get some head" I would be afraid too!

Jrod, who are all those women u want a lapdance from? Are they imaginary?

I'm all about "big" but 52" is a bit much! No strap ons around here either. Strickly Dickly fo sho!! It was funny tho.

12/16/08 10:49 PM

#578

Jennifer Moore

Oh hey, FYI I found out for sure for sure that I saved my job by passing that test and getting my stamp. I put that stamp on the airplane engine parts once I look at them and pass out the door, then they get x-rayed and if they pass that they go to shipping and then to the customers)boeing)for the engines. So if something happenedGod forbid a crash, the parts can be traced back to me!!!! Pretty stressful deal.

Brandi, they officially layed off 120+.. It's very stressful around there. Especially right at Christmas.

12/17/08 07:26 AM

#579

Candy Dewey (McClellan)

Wow what a way to start the morning, Catching up on yalls conversation. You are some crazy people. I have nothing on Jenn. Jenn when I grow up I want to be just like you lol. Dudley wow you hurt my feelings tooo, Tear. Jrod I guess my conversation is not very interesting damn I cant even get a call out. Love you all and keep up the good work my stomach is killing me from laughing so hard. You have added an extra 20 years to my life ... Thank ya

12/17/08 09:43 AM

#580

Patrick "Patch" Gray

Damn J-Rod, I love your list, I have to add Roxy Reynolds and Diana DeVoe to my list.

I dont know where Steve or Amy went but oh well, they are missing some crazy convo. LaDonna WalMart is the place to choke a person but if you really want to hurt a slow shopping person, go to Target they have no problems about stomping you to get in the door.

Sup Candy? How you feeling? As I was standing in the mirror today admiring my "girth", I came to the conclusion that in order for me to give ya'll the full effect of a supreme lap dance, I need a little practice on the latest dances. I mean for Jenn I wanna be able to let her "Crank Dat Soldier Patch. Candy needs to do da "Ricky BOBBY", and I gotta be able to do the "Stanky Leg" with all 3 of my legs for Rhonda, Brandi, and LaDonna.
Gimme a few more days and I got ya'll.
Since we are gonna strip for ya'll I figure I need a stripper name I mean J-ROD is a good one, K-JAM isnt half bad but "Patch" doesnt exactly scream throw me ya dollars ladies. So can ya'll help me come up with a name that will make ladies want me to put a missile where they whistle?

Patch

P.S.
I was thinkin Patch Tickler, or Big Pumpin Patch

12/17/08 09:52 AM

#581

Jennifer Moore

Patch, I sure am glad u doin' "The Stanky Leg" for Rhonda, Brandi, Ladonna---I darn sure dont want none of that...Damn skippy, I'll crank that soulja patch--- whooo-hooooAgain, tell me who the heck those chicks are on Jrods list? Are they Porn stars? Are they imaginary friends that only you two know about? And yes, Patch isnt much of a lap-dance sorta name. Who knows? Might work for some----one! I like a man w/ a little "girth" if'n thats what ya want to call it now....

12/17/08 10:05 AM	#582
Candy Dewey (McClellan) Yall are killing me oh ya Patch you can do your lap dance for me lets see How about the Cat Patch Lol

12/17/08 10:06 AM	#583
Patrick "Patch" Gray Jen, You've never seen the stanky leg? You gotta you tube that one. Me Neither but my kids were trying to show me how to do it last night. All too funny, there is even a dance called the Halle Berry and the Johnny Bravo! Patch

12/17/08 10:06 AM	#584
Jennifer Moore Hey, Patch Daddy!! Maybe your "girth" will make up for the crummy lap-dance name? I mean, we might be so taken with "stanky leg" that we could get past everything else??? I'm just sayin'!!!!!!

12/17/08 10:06 AM	#585
Candy Dewey (McClellan) Or maybe the Kittie Patch, To Patch it up

12/17/08 10:07 AM	#586
Jennifer Moore Hey Candy--"Kattn' Patch" ----

12/17/08 10:11 AM	#587
Candy Dewey (McClellan) yall are killing me lol

12/17/08 10:19 AM	#588
Patrick "Patch" Gray How about D. Patch Shavers? Or Patch McDiver? Dirk Lickulow? I'm on a roll! Patch

12/17/08 10:22 AM	#589
Patrick "Patch" Gray I think I like Patch Lickulow Super Gigolo

12/17/08 10:24 AM	#590
Candy Dewey (McClellan) lol you are crazy i love it lololololol

12/17/08 10:35 AM	#591
Jennifer Moore I LOVE LOVE Patch Super Liculow Gigalow?? Or whatever the hell that is--Will Mrs. Patch also share this name with you??? ha ha ha

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