School Story:
Favorite memory: Andy (cannot remember his last name -- he was a year behind us) came up with the spectacular idea of bringing a spiked watermelon to the Totem end-of-the-year party. The bash was in the classroom during the schoolday and we were all giggling and elbowing each other over having this big, vodka-loaded watermelon.
And then Mrs. Whiteside said, "Mmmm, that watermelon looks good! Can someone cut me a slice?"
We had a collective small stroke.
Mrs. Whiteside accepted her slice, took a big bite, and declared it "DELICIOUS!"