School Story
The stories I could tell about school. Like the day after Christmas break when everyone went out to sit in the stadium when Principal Hansard gave us a lecture on ethics and morality was reminiscent of Firesign Theater, album Don't Crush that Dwarf and Hand me the Pliers. Or that time when Sandy Spring chained and padlocked all the exits with double doors on the last day in my Junior year when Alice Cooper's song School's Out for Summer was a bit hit.
