John Parker

The military has sent me all over the world. I've even flown mach 1, straight up vertical, high in the sky, seconds from space. But! There's no place like home. I miss Berea. Go Braves!

"Pro Right 290 Fly" was the single most important pass play that earned us a 10-0 perfect football season. Thanks Coach Madzy, and all! It was fun.

I watched those guys take that Indian statue from the front office. I thought they were going to use it for our graduation. I even talked to one of them when they arrived. Little did I know they were from MidPark. Do you remember that? Great gag but not worth it. I think they got busted.