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After my time in the Senior Croquet Club, I realized that I had what it took to turn pro. After several years on the pro circuit, however, I lost my leg in a freak accident involving a wicket and a vicious miniature schnauzer. Now I sit dreaming of what could have been.
My doctors tell me that I also may someday lose my hair, and if that should ever happen, I don't think it will affect me.