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Robert Cole
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACE! So sorry I missed the day!
Sounds like your husband is a real keeper! You and I are very lucky people! Lisa and I are already planning for our 30th anniversary in 2022. Leave town. Go someplace nice. Involve family. But spend time to ourselves, too.
Hey all... IT'S RACE WEEKEND IN INDIANAPOLIS!
I know, you're all asking "Which race?" Well, in Indianapolis there is only one... it's "The Race".
No one here calls it the "Indianapolis 500." It's "The Race" (note the caps... they're important). Just like no one here calls it the "Indianapolis Motor Speedway." It's just "The Track."
140,000 race-hungry fans will descend on Indianapolis beginning Friday, or so. You may think that's a lot. But, in a non-covid year we typically swell to 300,000 fans at The Track for The Race. And, this year the temps are predicted to be pretty reasonable so that would usually mean 350,000 fans. So, this year is actually a very down year. They have 240,000 reserved seats. It's the largest sporting event in the world.
For those of you who have never been, you have NO IDEA of what a crowd of 350,000 beer-swilling, fried chicken-eating people looks like! Or smells like, if it's one of those 90+ degree days! I've been going for about 30 years and that's nothing. There are people here who have handed their tickets down for generations. It's all based on seniority and 30 years is just middle-of-the-pack.
Started taking my son when he was about 6 years old. Part of the tradition. My wife grew up as a kid when The Race took all afternoon. Now, if it goes well, it's only 2-1/2 to 3 hours.
But, it's still an all-day event. We show up a few hours ahead of time and have to walk a couple miles to our seats. And, that's all just INSIDE the facility. It's that huge. It actually has its own climatic zones. I've been there when it's sunny in Turn 2 but they postpone because it's raining in Turn 3!
They also have all the pre-Race festivities I like to get there for. Gates open at 6am for The Race starting at 12:30pm. Marching bands, dignitaries, songs, the Princesses, the drivers on parade, military jet flyover, "GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES". You don't want to miss any of that.
A few years back my daughter was selected one of the Princesses. A BIG honor around here. She did appearances and lots of stuff all spring. Went to the Ball. Rode in the Parade (learned the famous "princess wave" if you ever see how beauty queens wave at the crowd). Wore the gowns. Still has the tiara and sash.
Ol' Dad thoroughly embarrased her at The Race, during the Princess Parade. I had made up a bunch of big signs. Even had a couple Fatheads made with her face. Handed them out among the crowd and organized all of Sections 21 and 22 into a GIANT CHEERING SECTION. So, when she came around the turn, sitting on the back of a pace car, waving at the crowd, 10,000 people erupted into cheers and started waving signs and her pictures! Even the announcer noticed it. "Wow... that Princess has quite a cheering section in Turn 4!" Hey... that's what proud dads do!
The Race is also an event for weeks beforehand. An entire tent/RV city sets up outside The Track. People who camp out and party for a couple weeks. Watching practices, drinking beer and tossing cornhole. Probably thousands of people. Bigger than many small towns in Indiana.
I spent 5 years as a uniformed Race Official, working at The Track for the entire month of May. Helped write the software that times and scores The Race. As well as designing the database and software they use for registration and tracking all the entries, drivers and cars. It was tremendous fun! Got credentials that let me go anywhere in the track. One year I spent as "Tech Support" on Arie Luyendyke's race team. Got to sit next to Mario Andretti on the casting table at Methodist Hospital. He hit the wall at 200mph... I dropped a PC on my foot. Both Race injuries... right? My cast was purple. His was red.
I think part of the reason my wife married me was, as one of our early dates, I tooks her for hot laps around The Track. We were testing the timing and scoring software. Strapped radio transmitters to the bottom of our cars and ran a pre-designed "mock race." Although we were supposed to have a 70mph speed limit, when you're drivng on The Track, who can stick to a speed limit? Got my ol' car up to about 100mph..two feet away from the wall. Pretty scary but tons o' fun! I drove and Lisa was "copilot". Manned the radio and read the script. At the end of the mock race, the script called for all the cars to pit for gas except us. We were supposed to keep going. Then, Lisa turns the page and the script says "You run out of gas and coast to a stop in Turn 4." NO!!! WE WERE GOING TO WIN THE RACE!!! But, they made us follow the script. So, Lisa and I got out of the car and pushed it across the finish line! Then she married me.
I took a day of racing class one year. Driving a Formula Ford around a real track at real speeds. Open cockpit, open wheel racing. Double-clutching and doing 127mph just a foot from the wall and 4 inches off the ground, heading through hairpin turns and chicanes. The legal release they make you sign was about 10 pages long!
Anyway... because of covid I'm not going to The Race this year. Just don't feel comfortable sitting in a crowd with 140,000 people quite yet. But, our home is all decorated with our flags, banners and paraphrenalia. And we'll be out eating fried chicken and listening to The Race on the radio... the way God intended it to be! And, we'll be back in our seats with the 350,000 NEXT YEAR!
Y'all watch it on TV... ok?
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