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What a weekend! Or some of what you missed if you couldn't make it!

Created on: 10/11/09 11:11 PM Views: 405 Replies: 1
What a weekend! Or some of what you missed if you couldn't make it!
Posted Sunday, October 11, 2009 06:11 PM

First things first: When can we do this again? And , before Pam changes her name and moves far away, I would like to thank her for the tremendous gift of her time and toils to make this event so enjoyable for all who were able to attend! Thanks to Charlie for heading up the day of golf and laughs! And thanks to any and all who helped Pam without my being aware of their efforts!

Legal Disclaimer: Since I was only able to attend Friday evening's gathering at the Pizza Shoppe and the golf on Saturday I will leave it to others to fill us in on the other gala events! If you have pictures to back up any efforts of harassment or molestation, either physical or verbal, then you will be legally obligated to share all such events with all interested parties and the rest of the free world as it was divided up at the time the alleged incident occurred! Any blurred , grainy or obviously photo shopped pictures, while not allowable in a court of law, are allowable in this case and are indeed wholeheartedly encouraged by the author of this text. If any litigation results because of this or any other reports on this weekends activities then we, the reportees, will not be liable and will place all blame firmly on the lawyers involved in said litigation, or the closest liberally thinking person available. Any health issues allegedly caused by the reportees or the events this weekend will be treated at no cost by Dr. Ben Dover and Dr. Shirley U. Jest. Any other issues whether health, legal or spacial ( for the California group) will be covered by the "I'm rubber you'r e glue" clause of this disclaimer. No children, animals or karma were harmed in the events that took place during this reunion, however several pizzas were savaged and some endangered species near the golf course might have possibly been injured by a stray shot or two. Hopefully, this covers all the angles any legal mind could possibly conjure up and if it doesn't I will use my new fallback catch phrase; " I don't give a rats patoot!". 

So while I figure out the best way to proceed while making myself look innocent of any wrong doing, I encourage all of you to start thinking of ways to cover your own butts when the lawnmower hits the dog doo! Good luck, PJNaz

 

 
RE: What a weekend! Or some of what you missed if you couldn't make it!
Posted Sunday, October 18, 2009 06:24 PM

So far there are no rebuttals to my rantings so I will take my lawyer off speed dial and relax!  Paul