Todd Eliassen

I lived in Los Angeles after college and worked in the television business. I accidentally married a crazy woman but luckily that didn't work out. Most recently, I've been living in Cambodia where I worked at an orphanage. (To donate or volunteer, visit friendsofcch.org) Now I'm moving to India for another job and because I like women with really, really hairy eyebrows... that's right, Mrs. Weigel, I'm talking to you, you sexy thing.

I have a lot of good memories but I think my favorite school story is that time when me, Ferris, and Sloane stole my dad's car and took the whole day off. That silly Principle Rooney... he chased us all over the place.