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11 Sounds your kids have never heard

Created on: 02/07/12 10:03 PM Views: 425 Replies: 1
Susan Harris

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View Profile 		11 Sounds your kids have never heard
Posted Tuesday, February 7, 2012 10:03 PM

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/106713

 
 
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Susan Harris

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View Profile 		RE: 11 Sounds your kids have never heard
Posted Tuesday, June 26, 2012 12:54 PM

and on another note:

 

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. . ... ..Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money....
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

 

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Old age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy...
 

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

laugh
 
 
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