| 06/22/08 02:20 AM |
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Ann Tolar (Cheshire)
Hey Biscuit and All You Nonedible 88 Friends -
I've been found. Lorie Sears unearthed me. I was hiding quietly under my pet rock.
I love all these profiles. It has been so great to see what everyone’s been doing. Of course, based on all the pictures of gorgeous children all over the place, it seems pretty obvious what many of you have been doing. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge...know what I mean? ;-)
Anywho...
I have so many questions, comments, completely inane and annoying sidebars...we're so quiet on here - most unlike this group to be so mute. Since I seem to have misplaced my off switch, I'll just ramble a little while and hope no one minds...
* Biscuit- I remember following you around with a microphone half of Senior year trying to interview you for WAKS…And after all these years, I still can’t even look at Chicken in a Biscuit crackers, see anything made by Pillsbury, or watch the movie Seabiscuit without wondering how the heck you are! In fact, little things remind me so much of so many of you all the time. All good stuff…okay, mostly good stuff – KIDDING – sort of ;-)
* Can someone PLEASE fill me in (privately if necessary) on the whole Mrs. Malia's Window Caper deal. I was there, I have total recall of everything except why we did it, if I did it (I was likely too self-conscious about people seeing my butt in the air as I climbed out to actually do it myself), if we got caught...okay, yeah, so my total recall is more like semi-gloss recall. I DOOOO remember other things about Mrs. Malia's class. But as Forrest Gump said, "That's all I have to say about that." Well, out in public like this anyway. Suffice it to say I am with Shannon on that whole Malia PTSD dealy. And don’t even get me started on Mr. Fram…I figure he owes some therapist out there at least $20,000 8-)
* I have LOTS of pictures from Middle School and a few from High School. Does anyone want them for the reunion? Should I post them here? Should I burn them in the yard to protect the innocent? Should I turn them in to America's Most Wanted?
* Regarding Ward’s fishing boots…I bought a pair and truthfully found them a bit difficult to put on. However, if you also purchase his premium goat’s milk cheese, it works as a great lubricant and has the bonus of providing a soothing salve-like ointment for any of those pesky blisters the boots may cause. Perhaps, Ward, you can consider some kind of two for one offer on both products.
* Van (Spider) Hyder made me snort a perfectly good strawberry slushy out of my nose when I read his quote about seeing better things fall out of a chicken’s butt. What I really now NEED to know is what the Coach was doing looking up a chicken’s butt anyway? That actually keeps me awake at night…shesh, thanks, Van!
* Reid … I remember ROY G BIV too. Do you remember when little baby Greg Fishel came to our class to talk about clouds and stuff? That happened, right? I’m not imagining things again, am I? I recall really wanting Bob DeBardelaben to come, but we got “the new guy” instead. (And, um, yeah, I had to Google Bob to figure out how to spell his name…)
* Robin, you are so right about Mr. Mitchell. Katie bar the door: that man was purty. Maybe someone can make an ice sculpture of him to put up at the reunion…I don’t think the guys would mind. If they do, we could always put him in the ladies room. Better yet, just bring HIM to the reunion. We can sit his pretty little hinny on a shelf and stare at him all night
Okay, I think I might be done for now. I do feel the need to warn you that this is only a temporary condition. I am actually writing a novel, so the muse is upon me and I find myself unable to shut up word-processingly speaking. But, since my dog is tapping his little foot and looking at his watch, I suppose I should be off.
p.s. CONGRATS to MON-I-Q…I have a suggestion for your next *S* child…Shazam Linus Johnson. I think it has a particularly nice ring to it, don’t you?
polartolar@embarqmail.com
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