John Manson Cockerham

Please excuse me for ducking this for now. I will need a little time to properly disguise and embellish the truth. As for you ladies, I will appreciate knowing which ones of you have good knees are having trouble with your husbands. (I just want to dance!) Best and warmest regards to all in the greatest class ever!

My senior year poem, created with the help of Mike McRee... but I still had to stand up and read it!

The Mangy Hound

Once I had a mangy hound
That forever cried a mournful sound
He chased a skunk into a log
and then I shot that Goddamn dog!

Mrs. McCollum fainted...