Thomas F. Conroy

I've got a bunch because I spent so much time at HHS. One of my favorites was telling Wampolt, after being caught cutting class, that the reason I was off school property was that I needed to use the bathroom. He looked at me with a puzzled look on his face and I explained that since the administration had decided to remove toilet paper from the boys restroom (an effort to curb smoking in the boys room, sounds like a hit song). I couldn't go in school and therefore needed to leave the school grounds.

I think he let me off for being original.