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Beau Wann, Jr.

     Hey Robert and TJ,  I've have my clocks set to Kathmandu which at this time it is 8:32 AM.  Someone explained to me why the minutes are different, but for the life O me, I dont remember why.   It's always happy hour here, and at this very moment it's 5:53 in Jerusalem, come Sunday....well, we all know what happens then dont we.

       Friday night...and half centruy ago,  you guys were putting on pads to play under the FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.   What an exciting time it must have been for yall.  Working an after school and weekend job, I went to only one game, and that was the Sadie Hawkins  game, went with Lanice Richardson, God rest her soul.  Dont know who the Rams were playing. Hope we won.

    Half century later, first fireflies of the season have shown up here today, as well as the hummingbirds and blue birds.  Yup, been an eventful day for sure. All the roses are blooming, as well as just about everyother plant, such as the Magnolia tree, our one texas yuca plant.  Our easter lillies have yet to blossom, but they cant be far behind all the others.   Tonight you can smell the honeysuckle and jasmine and gardenias just wafting about on the wind.   Need a jacket up here, it's coolish and suppose to get back down in the 40s next week. Mother nature cant seem to make up her mind whether she wants cold weather or warm weather .

     The fierce storm that was suppose to come crashing down on us yesterday, did not materialize.  Got dark, windy, few drops of percipitation, then sayanara, see ya later.  We were sure hoping for some rain, well maybe next time.

        One thing that did come crashing down, our grandaughter Haley was attacked by a pit bull up in college station. It's owner, left the gate open, and it went straight for Haley.    Luckily, if you can call it lucky, she had friends with her that managed to pull it off of her, but not before it inflicted some serious damage to one of her legs. Required 12 stitches.  Her other wounds on one finger and her stomach were not "stitchworthy" her words.  Could have been worse!  

      Diane and Haleys mom and dad and friend drove up there in the blinding rainstorm that we were supposed to get but didnt.   All the traffic on 6 had to pull to the side of the highway because they couldnt see.   Didnt last but very long, and all resumed their journey.   The sawbones said the dog did no damage to the muscle or tendons or anything of consequence, nothing but her leg, right!  Now comes the healing and scaring.   I can only imagine how terrified she must have been.   Animal control has the dog in quarantine and have cited the owner.

     Got our garden in finally, still have seed starters in peat pots to be transplanted.  Put in 80 red onions and 80 yellow onions, just hope we get a few out of that lot.  Three or four rows of corn, squash, okra, more peppers, cucumbers, 3 different kinds of lettuce and spinach, and small sweet carrots and black diamond watermelons.   We use to call those "Hempstead" mellons because that's where they were grown.  Hardly anyone grows them now, dont know why either, they were so sweet and delicious.  Still have lots more to plant, so will have to make another bed.

       Maybe when this "house arrest" is over, all yall can come up and enjoy our bounty.   Dont know how many cases of the C-19 there are in our county, maybe 7 I think I heard Diane say, sure be glad when this all subsides.   The ailment may subside, but the collateral damage is going to be catastrophic ie the economy.  75% of Americas workforce comes from small businesses, and that's what's shutdown.

     Our daughter in law has had one of the restaurants for about 23 years, and she and our son have another one about 2 or 3 years. Both were doing well...now nothing.    I dont get in their business unless asked, so not sure how they are coping with it, I imagine they're scared.   They've tried delivery and togo orders, but it's not like they're wataburger or kentucky fried chicken.  I do know they've fed the first responders down there in Ft Bend, hope they can manage to hang on.

    Now that you know the "rest of the story", Keep the sun at your six and the Son in your heart, and "ride boldly ride..."

your frien and resident farmer, Cephus R Farmer in the dell esq.

Post Script:  I've just completed my 17,500th straight win at Free Cell and am considering turning Pro. Just saying! ! !

Beau Wann, Jr.

     It's me again Margaret !   Put away the winter clothes, break out the winter clothes, put away the winter clothes, break out the winter clothes...46 this phyne morning up here in the Chalps.   Had 93 yesterday, go figure.  Already had 100 on the 9th at least accordion to the CHIMACS weather station, and IT'S APRIL...Waht tha....?

    Didja get out last night and check out the stars?   Musta been a zillion and a half winking at us.  Built a far in the far pit, and just gazed in wonder at Gods miracles.  Lightning bugs aka fireflies, were having an enlightening convention.   What started out to be a dreary looking day, turned into a glorious Easter. Well, Easter is always glorious regardless of the weather, but good weather does seem to make it MORE glorious doesnt it .

    Had church VIA ZOOM, not really good for me because the sound was lagging and clipped especially when reciting the Lords prayer and other items on the program bulletin. Sounded like the Gregorian monks on drugs.    Well, no matter I knew what was going on anyway, distracting as it was.     The piano player was also there playing the piano, nooooooo, well she wasnt playing the tuba now was she...anyway, the sound quality being on the bad side of really bad, her playing sounded like a little chilren banging away on the ivory, nothing recognizable hymn wise.

    Our pastor wanted everyone to wear a hat for the services, so Diane and I put on our Sunday-go-to-meeting hats and from what I could tell on the screen, most everyone had hats on, and some had bunny ears.   I changed hats numerous times, because I could. I only have a couple dozen hats, not counting ballcaps, only a zillion of those.   I love hats ! ! !  

    Any of youse youtes ordering food from the takeout folks??   We dont, mainly because no one will deliver to Chappell Hill, especially down our bumpy road, and that's putting it mildly.   We'd love to have a pizza suppreme, at least a slice of that Marco Polo discovery.  It was Marco Polo that discovered Pizza in China wasnt it?   Well no matter, it's still good, whoever discovered it.  I'd like to discover some setting on the kitchen counter is what I'd like to discover.

    In  the pizza adds all you ever see anyone order is a plain cheese pizza ! ! !  ????   Why in the wide wide whirld of sports doesnt anyone want at least pepperoni or hamburger on it?   We like everything except anchovies.  There again, who would ruin a perfectly good pizza by not having anything on it but cheese or  smearing a stinky fish all over it.  My cat wont even eat anchovies, or sardines.   The dogs will, but of course dogs will pretty much eat anything as long as it isnt dog food. Now there is an oxymoron thought if  ever there was one eh!  Dogs, go figure! ! !

    We released Annie-Bobs ashes on the hill yesterday, she passed away 2-10-20,  now her spirit is free to mingle with all our other little angels whose ashes are scattered on the hill.   Annie-Bob is the last of our original cat community.  Little Miss is our newest angel who briefly touched on the last of the original cats via Lacy and Sammy and Annie-bob.  She got along with the former, but the latter was a bitter enemy.   Now Little Miss has the run of the house and a plethora of napping places for her napping pleasure. 

    The coffee in this joint is excellent, however, and aint there always a however, the service is lacking. I have to get up and get my own coffee...oh the humanity...Ok, I'm back with a fresh steaming cup O Joe.  Who discovered coffee, Marco Polo?  Juan Valdez? Robert Edward Olds?  Tesla?  Some of the coffee I've made would sure jolt you and drive you around  full throttle that's for sure.  You add chicory to it, and "your going to the moon alice"...

   Ok, time to shed my winter clothes and get back to my island clothes, "kowabunga dude, surfs up"..
Keep the sun at y our six and "ride boldly ride..."

Your frien and resident coffee grinder, Cephus R Zoomin Dude esq      

Bennie Schielack

Enjoyed your pizza musings . . . . . wanted to share an experience over the toppings for pizza . . . . . 

Several years ago, we had a group of folks that joined us @ SPJST Lodge for evenings of Ballroom dancing.  Most of the group were students of mine and we all enjoyed the exercise, both physical and mental . . . . . On one of our Saturday night gatherings, we ended up hungry and decided to order some pizza.  

The instigator of the pizza delivery indicated he was going to order 3 pizzas.  One Sausage, one pepperoni and one cheese.  I suggested he skip the cheese pizza and get something else on the third pizza, so he decided to order 4 pizzas because he liked cheese pizza. 

By the end of the night, the only pizza left was the cheese pizza, which was missing only 2 slices.  All other pizza was GONE . . . . . I knew from experience that cheese pizza always is the last to go, and only if someone was still hungry after all of the other pizza was gone.  

Just my experience concerning group pizza parties . . . . .  

As a side, we (Sarah has been converted to my favorite pizza) go to Mr. Gattis and order thin crust, double pepperoni with green olives and easy on the Jalapenos . . . . .

It's been winter in Wharton this past week, also.  Had to wear long pants on the golf course all three days this week, but by the time (2:30 ish) we were finishing up our round, short sleeve shirts and shorts were acceptable.  Really enjoying Winter in Wharton and not looking forward to the return of summer, but I'm sure my plants, potted and in ground, plus all of the cuttings and seedlings I have are really looking forward to the warm weather.

Pat Brantley (Ross)

Beau, I am so sorry about Haley.  I know she will have scars, but the mental trauma will be there also.  My sister was attacked by a German Shepherd  several weeks ago.  I was in the hospital when I was two after being mauled by a dog.  He had been teased by neighborhood boys and when he got out, I was the target of opportunity.  He mostly got my face because he was trying to get my throat.  I was too chubby for that.  I don't remember it, but my poor sister does and has always been afraid of big dogs as a consequence.  71 years later I have one scar.  A plastic surgeon told me he could fix that last one and I said I wanted to keep it.  My sister has had her hands bandaged up like boxing gloves and one knee is really swollen.  She can't operate the the remote control and she has trouble getting up the stairs.  She wants to work in the garden.  
about those pizzas - my favorite pizza joint was in SLC, Utah.  Everything but anchovies was always the way we ordered.  Now we have one local place and Pizza Hut.  We have learned to order a veggie lover with pepperoni and extra cheese.  That is as close as we get to my son in law's homemade pizza (which is wonderful).  He is an ER doctor so he isn't cooking right now.  Our county has 26 cases and 6 deaths, but we are between San Antonio and Austin so it is changing every day.  One of our relatives is military and doing his residency in San Antonio at military hospital.  He has seen much more activity.  The military isn't giving out numbers.  
beau, I went to one Sadie Hawkins game but I can't remember when it was.  I don't remember who my date was either.  I do remember that Mike Collins loaned me his corvette to impress my date.  Mike was older than us.  I had to use all my strength to clutch that car.  I thought girls were supposed to be sentimental.  
if my oak tree would stop dropping those worms I would get outside and do some work on my yard.  Ron told me to wear my mask.  I can't breathe in that mask.  Maybe that's why they work.  We hold our breath until we're back inside.

stay safe.  We aren't the Expendibles 

Beau Wann, Jr.

    BENNIE AND PAT, THANK YOU...It's so nice to hear from someone other than me...YEAAAAAA!!!!!   Hey Pat, sorry you were and your sister were traumatized by a dog.  Hope yall are all better now!  It's something not easily gotten over is it.

      Hey Bennie,  even though we havent had pizza in over a year, I still love it and am planning to "go to the darkside" and have a slice...or two...I am gonna load it up with  everything I can think of hmmmm yum.    I use to love Mr Gattis, but havent seen on e in forever, thought they went out of bidness like so many places had ovr the years.   Another pizza joint or two I liked was either Pizza Hut or Pizza Inn.   I thought one was better than the other but dont remember which one. 

    HOWEVER,  and aint there always a "however",  Village Inn Pizza down on "Old Market Square" had a very good pizza and just about everything else,   I use to work there as a 2nd job back in them "good ol days".  Sometime in the early 70's.   I was chief cook and bottle washer and bouncer and table cleaner off'r.  On weekends at quitting time I'd make a "killer" pizza for  the boss and me.  Had everything but the band on it.

   Those of youse youtes that went downtown for the "nightlife" remember the band?   Give up?   Come on people, this is going to be on your final and counts as half of one third of a fourth of a silly meter  of your grade....Ok phyne...

     THE SOUTHWEST FREEWAY,  was the name of the band.  Dont remember all the names, but some like, Big Frank Bataglia on sax, who was a member of the famed "one O clock band" from Stephen F Austin, I think it was that school, well no matter, Big Frank was a force to be reckoned with on sax. Then there was  "kid" whelock on lead guitar, who was only 18 at the time and had to have special dispensation to play in a place that served beer and wine.  The kid was one of the best guitarists and sight readers I'd ever seen at that time, othern chet atkins of course.

    Bill Roe was the bass player and again, one of the best ever, then Tom Cummings was on percussion and an absolute phreaky genius on drums,  My goodness they were good.  The lead singer was Harold Hutchisson or hutchinson, they just called "Hutch".  Had that deep gravely voice that the lead singer of Chicago had, in fact sounded just like him.

    I remember the agents, or promoters/managers  of "GRAND FUNK RAILROAD" came down to listen to the band one weekend  after hours.  I stayed on till way past 3 AM.  The folks that came to listen said they were good, but sounded more like CHICAGO than CHICAGO did. Therefore they didnt feel they could represent them...blah blah blah.   Hutch went on to "CATS" fame and the SWF got a new lead singer, who was good, but the band pretty much disbanded or went on to other things. 

    I showed up for work one evening and the owners were there and said Villiage Inn Pizza was closed down because the manager left and abscounded with the proceeds. That's my last memory of that place.  Never reopened as anything else as far as I know.  

    Remember all the other clubs on the "Square"?   I went to  them all at one time or another, and even Sony Looks had a restaurant just off the square.   Remember Sony Looks?   Fine fine eating establishments Mr Look had.  Remember the one on Westheimer had a Knight on a white horse out front?  Lots of great restaurants back in them good ol "steak house"  days.  "Nickys" on shepherd....man now I'm hungry.  

    Ok, time to deplane, soooooooo keep the sun at your six and "ride boldly ride..."

your frien and resident rememberer, Cephus R still here esq 

Beau Wann, Jr.

     Ok, I stand corrected, I said that Frank Bataglia, the sax player in the group Southwest Freeway, played in the famed "one oclock band" from Stephen F Austin....that is of course WRONG WRONG WRONG...It was North Texas State...

Beau Wann, Jr.

    " Well hello there, my it's been a long long time. Howm I doin?  Well, guess I'm doin fine...aint it funny how time slips away..."    Yup, but whats not funny is "Skunknado"...yup, you read that right.  Had a visit from a skunk Sunday 12 straight up noon.   I first smelled that distinctive odor in the house...hmmmm, not me, I took a shower not too awful long ago...hmnmmm...Went outside and saw a black furry thing with a white stripe laying between the house and the garage.  I thought, hmmm, dont recollect any black and white furry toy the pups had...SKUNK ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Or woids to that defect.

    Grabbed for mah shootin arn, but the oderiferous beast was as still as midnight, but still stinkin!  Dixie-Belle was in the area so I thought she had tusseled with the evil black kitty and killed it.  OH BOY! ! !  Called for Diane to come a runnin and grab the other two dogs and corral em into the house, but not before sniffing them to make sure they hadnt come in contact with ol poleus cattus.

   Thankfully neither ol blind Jack and the nose Izzydoreable had any inkling of what had transpired.  Thank goodness for a moment of dumbness.  Grabbed Dixie and herded her into the front yard whilst grabbing the hose and Diane grabbing the "de-skunk-a-fying concoction",  a recipe we aquired from Teddy and also our vet.

   Diane and I sniffed Dixie, and the only part that smelled like skunk was just her nose and about an inch up from that.  That had to be a miracle of miracles.  How did Dixie kill a skunk and not  get sprayed?   Much to Dixies dismay, we bathed her anyway and cleaned her eyes out, a very important thing to do in case your dog gets skunked.  Any good eye drops will do.   Doesnt seem to bother their noses, just their eyes.

   Diane and I were just out there where I found the dead skunk, and didnt see it, because it wasnt there a few minutes before.  After much thought and deliberations, we surmised that either skunks can fly, and this one must a been a rookie pilot and crashed, or a hawk or cara cara had been flying with  it in it's talons and felt like it was going to crash, so let it drop.  Eyether way, I wish it had been pennies from heaven instead a skunk.

     Had to don my hazmat suit, goggles and gloves and spray the area with a gallon of "Hai Karate", left over from me youte.  Jeeze that ol boy was a stinker.  Meanwhile Diane has every plugin room deoderizer going full blast in the h ouse.   Got ol stinkyboy wrapped in a dropcloth and stuffed in a kitty litter container and shut the lid.  It is now sitting outside in the middle of the ballfield. 

    We called our vet and Dixies shots were up to date, in fact administered last November, thank the Lord!  The vet also told us not to call any officials that if we did, they wouldnt come out to retrieve it and no one wanted to examine it.   Well, DUH!   We assumed it was rabid because it was out at noon, but on further thought, figured it had fallen from the talons of a hawk or cara cara. 

    Time passes...Monday morning and Dixie was acting very strange.  Now Rabis doesnt act that fact, in fact it can take as long as 5 years to show up, sometimes.  So, off to the vet we go...Our vet, you pass it everytime you head up 290 from houston to Austin and all points west, Phillips Vet Hosp.  Seems now since the "stay away from me" orders came down from Mt Austin, our vet has the parking spots numbered.   So when you get there at your appointed time, you call them, tell them what number you are parked at,  and they come out and get your pet. Then you wait in the car or truck and they will call you with the results of any tests.

    We decided to drive around a bit, whilst waiting for the all important call...RING RING RING..."OMG, they're calling...well why  dontchoo pick it up idjit...oh yeah...Hello"...Seems it has nothing to do with the skunk, Dixie broke the second bone in her tail. That would explain why she held her tail straight down perfectly still and why she didnt want to sit down.   Nothing they could do but give her pain meds and bring her back in 14 days...Hells bells, they need to give me some pain meds,  jeece, what a weekend.  

     I did find some new whiskey called "SKREWBALL".  It's peanut butter whiskey, I kid you not.   Let me tell you, it is SUPER FINE.  If you like amaretto or pina coladas, and I dont,  youll love SKREWBALL.  it 's even better than the aforementioned.

      SPECS has it.  My son the restaurantur and bar owner,  says it is hard to get in the Houston area.  Not up here, hasnt been discovered by the idjits up here yet.  Folks in small towns are of the "well if mah daddy didnt drink it, and if his daddy diddnt drink it and his daddy didnt drink it"    all the way back to Adam crowd,  then these folks generally wont try it.

    Hey Teddy, you and Fran ok?   All the rest of you folks all good?   Sure hope so and hope all this catastrophic catastrophe ends soon.   Our country, as good as it is, is going to have a hard time bouncing back from this economically.   The price of oil hit in the negative column on the old ticker tape. That has never happened before ever never ever.  

    Ok, time to deplane boss...keep the sun at your six and     "ride boldly ride..."

Your frien and resident anti-skunknado person,  Cephus R Not Stinky esq

Post script:  Yall  get on the forum, if just to say hi.  I'm feelin a might lonesome out here.

Beau Wann, Jr.

      It's me again Margaret ! ! !  Duh, who else would it be?   I guess everyone is afraid to get on line lest the C-19 jump on em, eh.   Just wash your hands Roger, and you're safe.  I've never had a problem with washing my hands having an  obsessive compulsive nature.  Whilst cooking whichever meal, I must wash my hands a hundred times or more. Plus I always have my hands in hot soapy water washing dishes.   Maybe overkill, but it's hard to go against ones nature and or core beliefs. 

    CHIMACS, ( Chappell Hill Intergalactically Meteorological and Corn Pone society) radar has spotted no UFS, unauthorized flying SKUNKS as of yet, but the day is still young.  Might be purple cows raining down upon our heads at any moment, who knows!  

     NOW, THE FARM AND RANCH REPORT:   Harvested our first tomato and two banana peppers this morning.  The corn and onions are about 3 inches tall now. Of course the corn will get considerably taller as time passes.  This is 85 day corn, so should be ready sometime in July early August.  Onkons should be ready in a couple weeks.  The blackberry bushes alread have a dozen to 2 dozen berries on each one, glory be. I can almost taste the blackberry cobbler, ummmmyum!      Had to hire 4 rubber snakes, two owls and one red tail hawk named Harvey to guard the crops. 

    The snakes, X2, and owls, X2, are sitting directly over the  blackberry bushes. Hopefully they will ward off any mean and hateful birds.  I have the two other snakes in the garage to try and drive the wrens and wrenletts out and keepem out.  Goodness I hate those birds. They are the messiest birds, save for pigeons, in the universe.  Harvey the hawk is out back protecting the garden, at least I hope all the decoys work.  We have whirlygigs and flags and banners all around the garden, not to mention peppermint spray and mothballs. Critters are not suppose to like the aforementioned items.  We will see what we will see.

   Seems like a lot of work for one tomato and two peppers doesnt it.  Well it is ! ! !  I'm bound and determined to have fresh veggies this summer even if I have to buy them at Krogers.   We probably could have gone to Europe for what all the gardens have cost us. 

    It's a dark day here , literally.  Rain on the way, maybe.  Everyone here has gone back to bed, well of course cept me, duh!   Although some might say I'm asleep most of the time, which of course cannot be confirmed or denied if I'm asleep.   Dont ask me what that means because I have no clue.

   Has anyone heard from Cecilia from Italy or Bernd from Germany?   Sure hope they are doing well. 
HEY SCOTTY, YEAH YOU, DOWN IN MOBEYLE ALABAMA,   HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE, YALL OK??????????????????  Teddy? Jimmy? anyone anyone?   Hmmmm..."On the Beach"  I must be the last human bean on oith.  I know yall are not traveling or too busy so must be me.  Ok fine. I'm leaving and will type no more forever. Happy now?   

     Keep the sun wherever, and "ride boldly ride..." or not

your frien and resident Martian, Cephus R Lonesome George esq.com   

Scotty Croom

hey beau...doing ok here in bama..had bad rain,wind last sunday late..tornados all over area..just getting nored w/no live sports...

Jimmie Lee Smith (Brawner)

Beau, I heard from Cecilia a couple of days ago.  They are still sheltering at home and going out only when absolutely necessary.  They are in a small town about 20 miles north of Rome - can you imagine living in such historic surroundings?  

Beau Wann, Jr.

     It's me again Margaret ! ! !  Hey Scotty and Jimmie Lee !   I guess it's just the 3 of us that are left !   I 've been putting off gettin on here for one reason or another, had an adventure packed weekend.  Friday...dont remember what happened friday, but I'm sure it was fun.  Saturday, we had HAIL!  Hail you say?   Yup, Hail for sure and for certain. I havent seen hail since the last time I've seen hail....I think that was in 83 when we had bad storms that May. 

       I remember it well, just got all my hanging plants looking healthy like they were on steroids and just lovin life.  Airplane plants, wandering Jew, string of pearls, and a bunch of different vine type...Hail storm wiped em all out in addition to blowing the front window out of my apartment.  It were scary for sure and for certain and for real, for crying out loud!  The hail storm this past Saturday was a mere pitance to the storm of 83.  Got less than a tenth of an inch of rain. 

     Sunday, our day of rest, turned out to be a late tiring day.   Long around suppertime, had a cattle stampede of biblical proportion, that's been brewing for a couple of months between Chads cows and Clydes cows, the bulls in particular.  Clydes big ol black bull wanted Chads hefers and Chads whiteface bull wanted Clydes hefers.  The grass is always greener eh what !

    Clyde was tending to his herd and left the gate to the road open as he always does, and out the gate the big black bull goes with all his ladies and calves in tow and 2 smaller bulls.  Chads bull and ladies saw this so they rushed down the ridge to the valley and broke through the fence and it was chaos.  The bulls started head butting each other trying to seee who was the toughest, and hollering.  Then all the ladies and the calfs got caught up in the excitement and they started to hollering.

    Next thing you know, Chris's cows broke through their fence and commenced to join the fray.  Lordy what a mess. The whole valley was awash in cowhides and bellowing.   I figured I'd try to help em out and round em up...so I jumped on my mule, kawasaki mule that is, and headed on down into the fracas. " Keep rollin rollin rollin, tho the streams are swollen, keep them deaugies movin RAWHIDE...The rain wind and weather, hell bent for leather..."

    I've rounded up cattle before, but this was  on a much larger scale.   I remembered to take an empty feed sack with me to shake and try to get them turned to follow me to their pasture.   That didnt work, too many cows and all of em spooked.  One thing we really had to do is not let em get out on 290, that would have been disastrous.

    Well, we worked them cows, good thing that Chris and Chad were home, t hey called in some extra cowboys to help, bout a dozen of em.   Some of the cows got on to our place, which didnt bother me, but I didnt know which cows were chads and which were chris and clydes.  I think they should have name tags instead of ear tags with a number.  "Hey number 78, come get on back", does not sound as good as, "hey Bob, you get on home now",    does it? 

       On that note, did yall know that it's against the law to write graffiti on cows??????     That's truly a law on the books.  Who would write on a cow?   Would the cow stand still long enough?  I know the bulls wouldnt!   What would you write on the side of a cow?   "COW"?   Or maybe try to fool people and write "Pig"!   Or "horse"!  Or "Rabbit"?  Or maybe something personal, like "mother-in-law"? Or if your going through a divorce, "wife" or "husband"?  "hey look Martha there's your mother". Man would that get a youte in trouble. Or woids like,  "Martha, did you see the size of that Rabbit?  I knew they grew things big in Texas, but that's insane", or woids to that defect.

       I guess there's' any number of things you could write on the side of a cow, but why would you?  I dont ever recollect at anytime in my idiot career that I ever even thought about writing on a cow.  I guess you could  do your home work on the side of a cow,.."I'm sorry ma'am, I did my home work, but it's now in the north 40 eating grass".  Yeah, that'd work for sure.   "Mr Wann, get the hail out of my class and stay out..." I can see it now.  Someone would come along and see a cow with an algebra equation on the side of it and thing Einstein had been somehow reencarnated.   Well, if it were algebra, it certainly wouldnt be my homework that's for sure.

     Anyway, we finally got the three herds rounded up and fenced back in long about last vestiges of light faded.      As we all missed supper, the three ranchers said they would sort em out on Monday.  Sure hope they kept good eartag records!

       If I ever go to ranchin, shoot me!   Nah, if i ever go to ranchin, I'm gonna name my cows and bulls. Of course then you cant eat something youve given a name to can you. Hmmmm, ranchin requires a lot of thought, moren I want to give to it.  It's all I can do to wrangle my half dozen tomato plants, 3 dogs and one cat.

     Well, I know I've kept you spell bound with my tales of cattle wrangling, but lunch is just about ready, so I'm gonna sing off...Keep the sun at your six and your cattle at home and    "ride boldly ride..."  

Your frien and wresident  wrangler, Cephus R.  Rowdy Yates esq  

Bennie Schielack

Beau, it has been rumored, and brought to my attention, that some rancher/farmer types write "COW" on the side of their cows during deer season, just so the city slickers don't get confused . . . . .  We had a bit of hail ourselves here in Wharton, Tx.  Sarah has a Mustang convertible that has only been driven 1500 miles in the last year.  I got it out from deep in the back of the garage Monday so she could drive it to work Tuesday.  She came home from lunch, and just as she drove off to return to work, it began to hail.  She ended up parking under a church covered parking lot until the hailstorm passed.  She came home and I took her to work, then came home and parked under cover, just in case.  We were fortunate, none of our hanging baskets and other potted plants, nor plants in the ground, were damaged.   Semi-country living is the best.

Wayne Lake

Reflections from a pea brain with way too much time on his hand during the 2020 pandemic,

What I Like About Texas:

Flag

Willie

Straight Dominos

Two Step

Fresh Gulf Seafood

Sunny Weather

Friendly People

Live Oak Trees

Honky Tonks like the Esquire Ballroom

Oil Bidness

Real Bar-B-Que

No State Income Taxes

Rich Cowboy History

Fresh Picked Dew Berries

Blue Bonnets

Larry Mc Murtry’s Lone Some Dove

Home Grown Tomatoes  

Gulf beaches you can still drive on

Singer Song Writers Past and Current: Townes Van Zandt, Bob Wells, George Jones, Janis Joplin, Ray Price, Robert Earl Keen, Mike Blakely, Ray Wilie Hubbard, Mirlanda Lambert, ZZ Top, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Ernest Tubb, George Straight, Kris Kristoffersen, Max Stalling, Roy Orbison, Freddie Fender, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jerry Jeff Walker, Lightin’ Hopkins, Guy Clarke, Johnny Winters, just to name a few.

Houston Medical Center and especially Methodist Hospital that Saved My Life  

Fishin’ the Flats   

Stay Safe Amigas and Amigos and feelin’ lucky to live here while dancin’ with dolphins in Aransas until Memorial Day when I plan to head North for the summer (driving this year for a change),

wtl

Sweetie Marbury '65

Wayne, always good to keep up with you. Safe travels on your journeys. I agree with your list. 

Take good care until we meet again.

Sweetie 

Teddie Jordan

Wayne, good to hear from you down in one of my favorite places, Aransas Pass. I think you have the perfect spot to shelter in place. As you know my Dad was raised there, so that little town has been one of my favorite places for many years. My friend that sport fishes for a living down there is Kevin (The Reel) Mccoy. A retired HPD officer raised in coastal Louisiana, but got here as fast as he could. 

When you get a chance, check out his website "Reel McCoy Guide Service".He was not allowed to fish. other than alone, for many weeks but is now allowed to start back up and you can see photos on his site of what they are bringing in every day. Trout are back in business and Red's have been good too.

Oh and I'm with you on your favorite things about our great state. . 

Take care, young feller!

Jimmie Lee Smith (Brawner)

Big thanks to Beverly for quickly handling yesterday's website glitch.  She spent time communicating with the website domain administrators and got the problem solved.  Beverly, we truly appreciate your having stepped in to coordinate our website and keep our classmates informed.  

Beverly Hengst (Allen)

Jimmie, thank you for the kind words.  That was probably the most excitement I have experienced in my 9 weeks of social distancing!  Sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused our classmates.  Thanks to you for being my backup for this site, and ready to step in. 

Happy Mother's Day to all the ladies. 

Pat Brantley (Ross)

One of our neighbors has a daughter who is an angel.  Ron told him how much I loved dewberries.  His daughter went down to the train tracks and picked a bunch of them.  She brought them to us and I made a dewberry cobbler.  I was going to share it with our daughter but Ron ate most of it before I even called her.  We live in the nicest neighborhood.  My sister is still in Houston and I haven't seen her in months.  She said she never envisioned being under house arrest for her 75th birthday.  Her daughter arranged a parade of family and friends driving by and waving while calling out birthday wishes.  She enjoyed the surprise.  
wayne, I love your list.  Guy Clark has a song titled Texas Cooking.  I think it is my favorite  It will make Beau hungry.

I had no idea that herding cattle would be on your resume, Beau.  Good luck with your garden.  

Jan Barnes '65 (Nimtz)

Our former classmate, Eileen Caudel Key (class of '65) passed away this morning. May she rest in peace.

Steve Puckett '65

Pat, one of my dear cousins had his 80th birthday on Thursday so we also had a car parade for him of about a dozen cars, led off by a sheriff's deputy.  Our car had a sign and we tooted an air horn.  It was fun for us, out here in the sticks.  Our cousin believes the virus is a great big hoax so had been miffed that we would not come inside and party with him but this was the next best thing.

Jan Barnes '65 (Nimtz)

Services for EILEEN CAUDEL KEY....

Dear all friends and loved ones, we plan to gather to celebrate the life of Eileen Caudel Key (Waltrip class of '65) on Saturday, May 16th at First Baptist Church of Helotes, TX. Services will begin at 11am. We will do our best to accommodate everyone but will have to respect social distancing guidelines.

Jimmie Lee Smith (Brawner)

Jane Jester Marmion sent this message this morning:

We just received a call this morning from Margaret Tusa that Mr Tusa passed away this mornng around 4:00 at his home.  Over the past year, he had been dealing with several health issues.  He did pass peacefully in his sleep.

Services are pending

James Hilsher '65

Mr. Tulsa was a great man.He was considered a strict disciplinarian but he did things to teach us, not to punish us.RIP

Teddie Jordan

I just saw this notice on Mr Tusa. Jimmy you said it just right, he was strict, but fair minded. I was disciplined by him and his "board" of education on several occasions and deserved each, and came away with nothing but  respect for him. When we learned that the HISD board was considering naming the Delmar stadium complex in his honor I wrote them a letter heartfully  recommending him. After they announced that the motion had passed he wrote me a nice note thanking me. Through it all I always had total respect for him and his respectful way of teaching limits to rambunctous teenaged boys.

Rest In Peace, and Thank You Sir!

Scotty Croom

sorry bto hear about joe tusa..he was good help in mid 70's ,working on jc basketball tourney...hooray eateries open here in daphne,,ate lunch at fav mexican food place.