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Beau Wann, Jr.
oh no, it's me again...survived our 3 hour roud trip down to MDA for lab work, and they only took 2 vials of bleed. Got to go again on the morning of July 7, the day of the meeting with my head, head dotor. As we were driving home, the results oof the test were sent to our phones. White blood cell within normal range as were all the other tests.
On my birthday, I decided to wear some Engish Learher for the occasion, I use to marinate in that stuff before school. I'm surprised everyone wasnt issued HAZMAT suits. at least if one did not wish to converse with me, one could smell me coming long before one could see me. "What is that fog coming down the hallway?" one could say. "oh that's just the knucklehead Engish Leather experiment" ...Mr. Clausen strikes again...
I wish at least one of my teacheers had a sence of humor like like nime. I would have loved to seen Mrs Tomlinson wearing a wwi or ii surpus gas mask as i entered the room. I would have gladly payed for it. Or hear one my teashers say, "when you smell that smell, run for your life" to a substituert teascher, Dont recollect ever haing a sub in high school.
I'm pretty sure I made it "la miserable" on just about everyone around me. When I got my draft notice, my fammily cheered up immensly. and rightfully so...
So see, wearing English leather on my 76 bd, turned out to be a bad choise, wound up in the ER. Of course I only put a dab on one finger and touch my beard with it, not like in the good ol days eh? "a little dab ll do ya"...oh that Brylcream, with Fearless Fosdick with the bullet holes in him. I may still have oh that magical hair grease in the Bathroom pantry. It was too greasy for my taste. I used BONDO, my hair so it would stay in place.
I would be willing to bet I probably used more AQUANET and dep and dippity do than most of you lovely ladies out there. I remember playing tennis at the park on Costa Rica and Saxon? and not a hair was out of place.. Someone asked why, I just said BONDO. I guess they believed that. When I took my headband off, my head looked like a mushroom. Talk about an ego deflater.
For those not familiar with BONDO, it was a fiberglass filler used by paint and body folks. I used it on my 51 ford, "ol blue". I liked the smell of it. Well anyway, once I got to basic training, never ever use any hair "stay in placer" again. I remember when Shorty and I went in to get our head shaved, of course the barber would ask you how you wanted it cut, and steeeeeeeeeeggggrrrrrr, it were just a distant memorie on the barbers floor. "I'm gonna cut your hair off boy, here, take this rifle..." and soon I was rocking and rolling, just like the song said....
When Shorty and I got out side, we just laughed at one another. What a cool time that was. I thought I saw him oversears, Subic Bay, Bankok, or Singapore, It wasnt hime in any of those places. Sure wished I could have gotten to talk to him just one more.time...
Living in the country like me and my beloved does, neither of us wear "sweet smellum" any more, attracts skeeters and a host of other undesireable creepy crawlyu bugs. But that's ok, we dont get much social traffic or are not on the country social register ...We sort of hang out with the dogs and our cat. If it doesnt smell like dog, is it worth socializing with? As I pick of a towel beside our lovly simming pool, Diane remindes me, "dear, that one of the dog towels..", "well, she will have get anorther one"...
The guy that took my blood today was just a youngster of 57. He said ,"boy, the golden years arent all that golden"..."tell me about" said I, "I'm 76, feels more like Leaden days" . I sure do like meeting new people, donchew? And even old friends also too, tambien...
Ok, time to deplane...keep the sun at your xis and "ride boldly ride..."
Your friend and resident pin cushion...Cephus R, "still crazy, agfer all these years"...
post script: Sorry about going on about my ailments, but, it seems to be "my life" now.
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