you'll know her when you see her...

lady's got a

big ol' butt –

I mean a yard wide –

and it's

not enough to keep it

hidden in the house

she's gotta parade it

all over town

in her pink polyester size 4X pantsuit –

treat the clerks at WalMart to that tapioca wobble

takin' her time

all up and down the aisles

she don't go for takeout

at the Pollo Loco

gotta

roll it into Denny's

in her trashed Toyota that

fits absolutely like a

red rubber glove...

oh yeah,

she's gotta do her

grocery shopping

at six in the evening

when the Ralph's is packed;

she plugs up the lanes

like a garbage truck

on a narrow

residential street,

her cart so full

she can hardly steer it...

WHY, LADY WHY?

the shoppers all chorus

WHY?

she just loves her big self,

DO YOU MIND?

Love it, Jennifer! Keep up the great work! Flora