Matthew Burch

Profile Updated: May 8, 2009
Matthew Burch
Residing In: Fortress of Solitude, AK USA
Spouse/Partner: Tina "The Kraken Pwnzer" Elder
Occupation: Kraken Hunter
Military Service: U.S. Marines
Yes! Attending Reunion
Nickname:

That Guy

Comments:

Try hunting down the ever elusive Kraken and sometimes chasing down a random Chupacabre. You laugh now but still... you should try it. Also, flipping a deuce into space comes highly recommended. Also- Shock The Monkey!!

School Story:

School? Seriously. SCHOOL!?
After the intense and possibly illegal memory wipes I had performed on my frontal lobe in Siberia by ex-Soviet scientists I hardly remember a thing. Except that if you make use of a wanton Gabberfish, you should exercise extreme caution.