***
     "Watson!  The game's afoot!
       Quickly now. And bring your revolver!"
                                       - S. Holmes/1856
                             ***

Classmates:

This is a call for the suspension of rules, immediate investigation, a fair hearing, and swift punishment.

To Wit:

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Subject:  Michael Kennedy (Roache) has a big day soon plus others
Sunday, March 2, 2014 7:03 AM
From: "Reese Air Force Base Upt Class 70-02"

•2 birthdays
  •Kenneth Zaloudek Jr. has a birthday in 7 days on March 9
  •Michael Kennedy (Roache) has a birthday in 7 days on March 9
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Very funny, boys.

Is this mere vexatious mischief ?  Or worse ?

Perhaps... fever in the bunkhouse?

Yes, cabin fever, I'm afraid.

                         ***
    "You know you have cabin fever
        when your longing for a BMW
          no longer includes the W."
                        - Harley Matters/1992
                         ***

Enough gaiety.
  Two can play this game.
     (Or would I be the third ?)

If tinkering with official records is allowed to stand,
   I shall change my name to Good-Morning-Sir,
      and my birthday to the first of every month !

You have been warned.  We await a prompt response from whatever authorities have responsibility for these matters.

Before you know it, the damn Russians will restart the Cold War.

Now I must to get back to the duties that the American people have retired me to do.

Rules? We don't need no stinkin rules.