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Lufkin High School
Class Of 1949 |
Getting Old
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true” She wanted to know, “That the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” said the doctor. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then – just how serious is my condition? Because this prescription is marked ‘No Refills'.”
In Court
“Mr. Clark, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said. “And I’ve decided to give your wife $1,500 a week.” “That’s very fair, your honor,” said the husband. “And every now and then, I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”