School Story:
I remember in elementary, especially 1st Grade, whenever Jason Noirot would get hurt during recess, he would lay on the ground in "pain", and all of the girls would gather around to comfort him. I was sort of jealous, and craving the same attention, so I tried it once. However, instead of the anticipated flock of girls coming to my aid, I just received a few taunts and kicks to the side. I just wasn't as cute.