School Story:
The funniest story I can remember from high school has to do with Todd Haney. We were in biology class and had Mr. Mekius for a sub. Todd was reading a book for a lit class, and another classmate threw it out the window. We were on first floor, and the book landed on the ground open, so Todd took a yardstick, got up on the window, and was going to slip the yardstick under the book and bring it back into the window. As I was talking to another classmate, I heard the window creek, and looked over to see only Todd's feet. He had fallen out the window!!!! He got up, came back in the classroom, and I don't think we stopped laughing for the rest of class.