Cliff Evans

Since 1988...

*Took my own sweet time to finish school.

*Moved all over the place, settled in Boston.

*Got married.

*Moved to southwestern Ohio to get my PhD.

*Got my PhD. (http://www.users.muohio.edu/evanscd1/)

*Got fat.

*Acquired a couple of cats.

*Other stuff.

Oh, where to start...assorted yearbook shenanigans, Ian Wolfe's indestructible Buick, cases of Little Kings, taking Blue's big white van to lunch, Mrs. Erickson's Great Books class, Mr. Pitt telling me to "pro-JECT and e-NUN-ci-ate!", watching The Young Ones and Monty Python after class, "rotary action", TP'ing the courtyard after graduation, getting thrown out of school by Mr. Hopkins, Rocky Horror, dancing at the Wreck until 3am, getting Radu to drive over 30 MPH.