School Story:
*1980-1989 - Partied, traveled, did drugs and alcohol, worked for Grand Teton Lodge Company for Jenny Lake Lodge and Grand Teton Lake Lodge, worked as waitress
*1989-1991 - Got BA in Education - ASU - while working as waitress - got clothes from my grandfather and his 3rd girlfriend (he was 75 then)
Taught for a year in Bisbee, 1.5 years in Deer Valley USD, 1.5 years for Flagstaff USD (homeschool teacher while attending NAU, taking biology coursework).
*1995-1999 - Worked for Red Rock State Park and Red Rock Forest Service in Sedona as Park Ranger
*1999 - Got Busted, continued working as Park Ranger (luckily they didn't care) but then I quit, and went to Tucson to work for Amerischools, a charter school that needed a special education teacher. I hope they needed it badly enough to hire someone with a criminal record.
*2006 - Got my Master's in Special Education and Multicultural Studies from University of Arizona (i didn't have to pay for it, mostly and I had one professor, Nancy Mather, that I adored)
*2009 - Was having aphasia (lack of ability to speak) and was diagnosed with an Anaplastic Astrocytoma, Grade III
*The rest has been told above.