Mark Williams

I have just returned after a 'minor' issue with the Turkish equivlent of our TSA. Everything seemed to work out fine after Tuthar, the head security chief had an up close and personal discussion with me about my travels, where and whom I was seeing, as well as the galactic capacity of my bowels. This was funny because it was the same conversation I had a few years earlier with 'the Mad Russian' chief of the floor in the cell block that I called home on a quaint island called Rickers's.

I received my mail order degree from the University of Punjab with a major in foot massage and animal counseling.