Thatd be a funny...You and Larry driving the golf cart around..Probly drinking Jack...At least you guys could be there for me if i needed some kind of beverage...
I like my girls like i like my whiskey. 19 years old and mixed up with coke. I also like pancakes, but i have nothing funny to say about pancakes, i just like saying the word pancakes.
Funny... I like saying the word mayonnaise-only I do not care for mayonnaise at all. It's quite yucky. I do love pancakes however. I think we should all go out for eggs and pancakes after our reunion. In celebration of Larry. Go to the Frienship House or whatever the hell it's called. All of us. A big ass fucking table of 105 please! Classic! Oooo can you tell I've been drinking margaritas already? Gotta lay off the sauce.
I just woke up. I'ts 1:21pm, there is what was a frozen pizza on my living room floor out of the wraper uncooked with half of it missing and the other half upside down in my carpet. Here in lies my issue, did i eat it or was it the cat? My cat will drink whiskey but has never ate table food. On a differnt subject, eating breakfast sounds good after the party. Also for those of you that dont know i'll be the DJ for our party that night and tomorrow (july 25th) I'm doing sterlings 20 year class reuinon and i sure hope we know how to party better than they do, i'll be giving you all an update to tell you how there party went . My plan is to drink 14 shots of jack daniels and 14 beers then at the end of the night scream ....STERLING SUCKS SMALL COCKS!!!
p.s. I plan on not doin this till after they pay me of coure. :)~
So you ask yourself this: Where was the pizza wrapper? Ten bucks says if it was in the garbage can your cat's not that neat and it's all your fault. People blame their dogs for farting, though, so I say go ahead and blame your cat. Even if it didn't do it.
I'm not sure about the picnic on account , well let's be honest i'll prolly be so hung over i wont see day light for a couple of days but i will try . As far as it goes for the wrapper , that is still a a very good question because it's the missing pice of the puzzle.
time to run the BIX...Larry gotta let us know about Sterlings reunion and if you DID indeed yell Sterling sucks small dicks..lol...Juli why do you have to say the whole word...mayonase..I don't even know if i spelled it right...Just say hold the mayo...
Well folks, you all have your work cut out for you because sterlings class reunion went very well and they partied till they had to drag them out the door at closing time.
it took me 1hr 12min to finish the BIX...This old lady from Dixon always beats me every race...and i thought i beat her this year..I crossed the finish line right before her but her chip time beat mine...i was pissed...I don't know who our bartender is probly Jason Keefer.....Screw Sterling..Boo Hiss!!!they have nothing over us...
Its nice to see that there will be plenty of people to drink my share at the reunion. What a time to be pregnant! Oyeah, Larry should be on with some stoies tonite. I saw him at Champs with Marc Burkholder earlier!
My oldest girl turned 18 today! I feel so old! I cant believe its been 20 years since high school. I never imagined I be showing up to this thing 5 months pregnant either.
Congrats Tiffany, can't wait to see everyone. (There will be no problem drinking your share)
Cristy our bartender is Shawn Dowd's neighbor her name is Lisa ? He said she'd be kik ass I made it quite clear we (I) do not wait for another drink very well :)~ travel safe!!
