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04/07/09 01:27 AM	#632
Michelle Rainbolt Here's some totally pointless facts for you from a librarian: the average human produces 1 pint of gas a day--so you could get together with 7 friends, fill up a basketball and shoot some hoops or 21 friends and fix a flat tire (Source: Manswers-TV program) Now, I'd like to see someone "try this at home!"

04/07/09 02:18 AM

#633

Kim Calhoun (Carson)

Lance,

Were you referring to "Kegel" exercises done by women to strengthen their pelvic muscles?

04/07/09 08:47 AM

#634

Dave Dirren

Ok Shane opened a can of worms with the "feeling old" question. You can certainly tell what everyone’s minds are on most. FARTS. We've had over 30 post dedicated to the act of passing gas! Next we'll be comparing our illnesses, surgeries, and who is the best doctor for cataracts or hemorrhoids. Anybody had a good colonoscopy lately? I remember when my grandmother would talk on the phone for hours about this type of stuff.

04/07/09 10:48 AM

#635

Larry Clauss

I feel old just reading these posts!

04/07/09 11:03 AM	#636
Lisa Ziede Hi everyone! I made it from last weekend! Our oldest son got married on Sat., and our daughter had our grandaughter on Sun. Everything went wonderful and all are well. Now I am ready to see all of you in May. You can see my granddaughter Lainey on my profile. Take Care, Lisa

04/07/09 04:49 PM

#637

Jeff Hoganson

You know your old when...

...You and your teeth don't sleep together.
...You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
...Happy hour is a nap.
...You're on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money does.
...You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
...Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
...It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
...Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
...Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
...Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
...It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
...You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
...You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

04/07/09 05:16 PM	#638
Mona Stacy Hey Larry - you can put the saber tat on the front of the drum!

04/07/09 07:21 PM	#639
Gregory Puckett you know your old when Rock N Roll is to loud or your not able to ride your ridged frame 1,000 miles a day,like it loud and can still ride,oh yea if you dont get in the mosh pit either.

04/07/09 07:30 PM

#640

Robert Lacivita

Lisa, I don't know if your testing my sanity or not.
But because I have experienced......................
many...MANY...Coincidental .."Miracles, in my life"
(so many that I have written a book already. I share this with you not to boast in any way, I am a very humble man, but because it is the truth. a fact) that it would not surprise me at all.

I wonder why, I told you that I'm Reese and your Sarah?

(maybe that little seed, planted the seed of your dream..
maybe just a coincidence?) How you know my middle name is Anthony....and that if god blessed me in such a way, I would in deed name....him as so, is worth a moment.

I wonder why a few days back on the forum, you were wondering about the time zone.The little voice inside of me suggested that I ask you.."who wrote the song...Does any body really know what time it is".

I specifically directed my question to you! Mr McClure.....of course answered..."Chicago". As if I didn't know. I knew who sang that song...I listen to them everyday!

I wanted to hear it from you.....and I don't know why!

I did find out that you were heading there...a bit later when you said that you were leaving! I even pointed it out in the forum. The "coincidence".

I must be honest with you......."I don't believe in coincidences.

Lisa, its funny.....I told my mother about your dream.
I've been pointing out little miracles to her all my life. She asked me to tell you....."meet me at the Beach House tomorrow!:)

04/07/09 07:48 PM

#641

Lisa Stephens

Robert, your're joking right?! Your middle name is Anthony?

04/07/09 07:49 PM	#642
Robert Lacivita No joke...

04/07/09 08:29 PM

#643

Dave Dirren

This is getting WAY too confusing and deep for a light hearted forum! Who's Reese and Sarah?

04/07/09 08:59 PM	#644
Doug Holland Hey, you two get a room. . .wait, that was the plan.

04/07/09 09:23 PM	#645
Cayce Evans (Newton) I'm still open to planning a Vegas wedding, however Robert's potential bride keeps changing on me or Lisa's potential groom. Just let me know if it's gonna happen.

04/07/09 09:26 PM

#646

Cayce Evans (Newton)

Meem,

I don't have farting contests with my children. However, that could be the difference between daughters and sons.

I'm just not really a fan of the gas passing, especially in front of other people. My husband is one of those lame juvenile overgrown dopes who still thinks his dumb high school pranks and farting into a match are funny. He fits right in with my two brothers. I love him despite the fact that he is only 1/2 way grown up, or maybe that's exactly why I love him. Not sure, he's a keeper though so i'll have to put up with the farts.

04/07/09 09:31 PM

#647

Robert Lacivita

Ladies and Gentleman....
It is evident that Lisa Has chosen to share something personnel with me. Unfortunately I responded "by accident" on the forum. My shoulder feels like someone hit me with a baseball bat...and I chose not to rewrite it.

I have apologised to Lisa.

Her response was that "everyone is so confused any way".

Lets move on.... Unless you want Lisa's wrath:)

Jeff do you have any material of your own?:)

04/07/09 09:40 PM	#648
Robert Lacivita Mimi, your cracking me up sister!

04/07/09 09:41 PM	#649
Robert Lacivita Shane it will be O.K. "brutha".

04/07/09 09:52 PM

#650

Robert Lacivita

You know that your getting old when the "Mass Market Music Business" starts advertising..."Gold Hits from way back when".....and you have that music all over your place.

When Marketers target our generation..."the golden years".....teens are going to find it hard to believe that our "Golden Generation" used to "bump" to Ted Nugent's...."Free For all"...."when in doubt..whip it out....I got me a rock and roll band...it's a free for all!

04/07/09 09:54 PM

#651

Lisa Stephens

Oh my Goooshsh! What the heck happened here! Doug, my brother..what? "That was the plan"(?) Whaaaat?
You didn't share anything personal Robert..it was a dream...
Another beer pleeeeze!

04/07/09 09:58 PM	#652
Robert Lacivita Hope that your Joking Lisa....You know me better than that. You know your getting old when you see that "Coach Cady" has joined up! Hey Coach....I hope all is well with you and yours.

04/07/09 10:04 PM

#653

Lisa Stephens

Joking about what? (I'm afraid to ask)

04/07/09 10:53 PM

#654

Lisa Stephens

OK Doug, I'm not going to take you seriously (about the room thing)...I love to joke around, and I'm a big kid at heart! Being misunderstood has always been a common occurence for me :) Love ya brother.

04/07/09 11:26 PM

#655

Jeff Hoganson

OK Robert, you busted me. Best I could do at work to keep the topic rolling. How about this - you know your getting older when you still refer to music releases as "records".

Hey, speaking of, I just came across my vinyl release of the Jetzons one and only record from back in the early 80's - anybody remember them? I still have a recording of them from when they opened for Roxy Music at the Mesa Amphitheater. I used to get a serious case of happy feet when those guys played.

04/07/09 11:37 PM

#656

Dave Dirren

Coach Cady; now that brings back some fun memories. He was at the top of my favorite teachers list. I had him for 3 years of woods then I was his TA my senior year. He was super cool! One time when a couple of us came to class with glossy eyes & stupid smiles he walked up to us with a serious face and said "No power tools for you today".I still enjoy woodworking as a hobby. Gave up the glossy eyes many many years ago.

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