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04/02/09 05:19 PM

#2397

David Fort (1989)

It is getting hard to keep up with 3 forums.

04/02/09 05:50 PM	#2398
Mark Avant (1985) I know...whew! I was just gonna stay with this one, but I'm having fun with the avatars and stuff on the other ones. (don't tell Vicki)

04/02/09 07:05 PM	#2399
Missy Ketchum (Warren) (1989) I hear ya David! LOL!

04/02/09 07:41 PM

#2400

Trina Smurl (Williams) (1989)

Sorry, I've been upset about David correcting my grammar over the use of 'too' or 'to' (sniff, sniff). I homeschool my kids... how can I ever face them now! But, once I saw that, Chuck, was working on a Sheridan Cabbage Patch Doll my spirits were lifted! :-)

Hope you 'men' have fun at your movie night. I know that you will be secretly watching Twilight. You can't fool us!
Just be sure to grunt and scratch to balance it all out. LOL

04/03/09 01:50 AM

#2401

Chuck Schwartz (1985)

Whew...everyone is off work and getting their beauty rest. Guess I can get on the forum now and do some mopping up. Trina, I am still designing "Sheridan Cabbage Patch Doll", so any input from the ladies of Sheridan would be much appreciated. And how on earth did you know about "Twilight"? Boys, the secret is out! So...you boys are having a bonanza on the "new" forum. I am jealous and way, way behind. Multi-dimensions confuse me beyond my everyday confusion. David, you seem to be pretty "chiseled" in your forum photos. Good job man, way to be manly!

04/03/09 08:34 AM	#2402
Justin James (1986) Trina, we will not be watching Twillight! We may let "Arnooold" read from the book to us but no movie. All the ladies are more than welcome to attend, we need some one to bring us our beer and snacks.

04/03/09 08:54 AM	#2403
Mark Avant (1985) Wait a second, I thought Chuck was a guys name. :>)

04/03/09 10:04 AM

#2404

David Fort (1989)

Yeah Chuck, the running just doesn't get it for me, I have to bench press Buick's to get my pump. haha!

as per the women in the man cave...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to* die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my
Last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'*

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time..........
No one moves..................
He removes his shirt...............
Muscles ripple across his chest.........
She gasps.....................
He whispers..................

"Iron this...then get me a beer."*

04/03/09 10:12 AM	#2405
Mark Avant (1985) Watch out David, your chauvinistic comment might upset Chuckina now that he's making dolls. That's the real purpose of his "display table".

04/03/09 10:39 AM	#2406
Justin James (1986) Arnooooold, i have heard that one before and it is funny! has any one ever watched My Boys, i have a few times. If you have the chick in that show is the perfect type of women to be allowed in the mancave, she's hotttt and just one of the guys! :)

04/03/09 10:57 AM	#2407
Mark Avant (1985) Listen...Twilight this Twilight that. Edward, hotter in my mind. Great movie...phbbbt! If you want to see a HOT vampire,heck one of the hottest women on the planet, and can act. And want to see a great vampire movie, there's only one to see: The guy who did this misspelled Selene. Saline does not sound scary or hot.

04/03/09 12:27 PM	#2408
Trina Smurl (Williams) (1989) OOOhhh, David. So, funny!! And I agree Selene is a cool Vampire!! I have never seen Twilight or read the books... I like to be a rebel sometimes!! LOL

04/03/09 12:51 PM

#2409

David Fort (1989)

Selene? I am off to see the Google, the wonderful Google of OZ!

04/03/09 12:52 PM

#2410

David Fort (1989)

Well, DUH? How could I have not 'membered HER name???
SOOOO hot...want to touch the hiney.

The girl from Fright Night 2 was pretty hot too from my recollection.

Has anyone seen Stacy? Did the storm get her yesterday?

04/03/09 02:12 PM	#2411
Mark Avant (1985) I saw some posts she made on Facebook. She didn't mention any badness, and was talking about a party for her daughter. So I guess she's good.

04/03/09 02:16 PM

#2412

Stacy Cunningham (Gilbert) (1989)

I'm still here...short staffed today so in another office...dang it...working on a Friday...what is this world coming to?! lol
David, david, david.....i need to get you a more recent book of jokes...the newer ones are funnier! (;-)
Trina...I'm not a fan...but I did finally give in to the hype...way to stay strong!
I hope other people are out enjoying the beautiful weather...I know I wish I could!

04/03/09 02:27 PM

#2413

David Fort (1989)

Hey I can't help it if you get jokes quicker down there in the bustling metropolis of Ruston than I get them here in Arkysaw. It just fit the bill for the forum at the time.

But, glad to see you aren't looking for some ruby slippers to get back home.

04/03/09 06:09 PM	#2414
Chuck Schwartz (1985) Chuckina? Am I Russian or Spanish? LOL! You guys are just jealous of my COOL workbench and "Mancave".

04/03/09 09:46 PM	#2415
Mark Avant (1985) I don't think it's your nationality you should be concerned with. Maybe more about your implied gender. heh heh But since you sorta sided with me on the harshness of my Yayy! punishment, I'll officially drop my insinuations.

04/04/09 02:24 PM	#2416
Trina Smurl (Williams) (1989) HELLO? HHEEELLLLOOOO? hhhheeelllloooo? Wow... what an echo...

04/04/09 04:26 PM	#2417
Chuck Schwartz (1985) Are you incinerating something Mark?

04/04/09 07:13 PM	#2418
Mark Avant (1985) That sounds like a question for the Midnight Toker.

04/06/09 10:20 AM

#2419

David Fort (1989)

HARSHNESS??? Man, if you can't do the time, don't do the "Yayyy!" haha. If the punishment were any less severe, chaos would ensue. It is similar to our society. The United States creates law after law after law. However the punishment for the crimes is so light that it doesn't dissuade most from breaking them. So, take your demerits and know that you are making the world a better place.

04/06/09 12:32 PM	#2420
Mark Avant (1985) Man can't you tell by the tone of my YAYYY! that I'm a recitivate offender. These paltry demerits just add gasoline to the fire!!!!

04/06/09 12:45 PM

#2421

David Fort (1989)

Well, I guess the demerits have worked. You are manning up and defending yourself. You get 15 points for your cohones. Now that you are back even, watch yourself. haha!

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