this should get a chuckle or two!

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your
followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of
this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me"
So the Pope slapped her.

top of the page!  ahwooooooooooo,  wha wha woooooooo

Man, who let the dogs out? Good one J-man. I don't remember who that is Andy.

Also, a little Halloween party trick:

www.youtube.com/watch

Uh oh, bad time to be a werewolf's neighbor, harvest moon time

Hello......hellooooo....now I know how David felt yesterday.

Mark Avant wrote:

So how did David feel,  lumpy or firm?

Good morning JH!!

54 and raining and gray

Werewolves huh.... ok I'll go look around

Let's see if that pops up the new pic

Justin congrats on top of the page!!   HOOOOWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Want a chuckle??

My hub locked his keys in his car.... while it was running!! LOL  It stressed him out so bad he got a headache....  after laying down for a while he finally got up and called a locksmith.  That was over an hour ago!! I think he might make it to work sometime today!

Oh and Justin I liked your joke! haaa

J-man, please leave me outta your fantasies. Man Trina, I was hoping you'd find some hot chick werewolf.

Trina i like those kind of werewolves!  emmm good!  How does he handle work related issues that cause stress?  I have locked my keys in the truck (not running)  and all i could do is laugh about how stupid i'am along with all the other's laughing at me saying things like "check out the big brain on Brad"  

I've had my truck for years and I lost the 2nd set of keys somehow along the way. I've never replaced them and somehow, luckily, I've never locked them in the truck. Now that we're talking about it, watch, I'll do it now. Look at this poor little girl.

Mark Avant wrote:

Im sorry i  thought we was playing "BOUNCE" volleyball and you set me up so nice!  Mark do you remember playing that in middle school?

Is that real?

I did find a few girly werewolf pics... but huh... i didn't feel comfortable using them. 

Justin, he doesn't handle stress well at all.  He has headaches all the time.  I just thought it was funny that he laid down before he called the locksmith. I am trying to be nice....

Mark... that poor girl!

Trina, you must be the nicest woman in the world,  my wife would have more fun at my expense,  then words can say!  and would remind me  in a month when the bill for the locksmith came in!  

what does he do for work?

I think it's hard to make a sexy girl werewolf. Which is why girls are usually the vampires. 

I don't know about nicest woman in the world but thanks.  He is the Internal Auditor for Whatcom County. 

Yeah, in the whole Underworld series, I don't remember one female Lycan. It's a real condition Justin, I think it's called hypertrichosis. It's just your normal hair follicles we all have are being hyper stimulated. Most believe this condition to be the source of the werewolf legend.

well whats up for every one's weekend?

Nothing much. Stacking firewood, cleaning out closets and maybe hitting the pumpkin patch.

What about you?

Well we have a home football game tomorrow, as well as Timberfest starting, and my daughter is working a booth for the girls basketball team tomorrow and Saturday night, so it looks like I will spending most of my weekend in Sheridan.

It's been years since I've been to Timberfest... gosh!  Have fun!

Well, I changed my Avatar to todays them, but I guess JH doesnt want me to.  I wish we had an administrator or someone who could get this problem resolved, but they are probably too busy watching young boys and girls.

Well, I guess it decided to change afterall.

Dude, I see Teen Wolf. Seems to be working today. Sometimes you have to post something before it will show. Maybe you guys will remember what my avatar did before he was an American Werewolf in London:

www.youtube.com/watch

Nice tie in with yesterdays avatar as well.

Is everyone on lunch??  Or did the werewolves get everyone but me!!

Rain, rain go away... come back some other d..... no go to AR!!! bwahahahaaaa!!

I guess I could pull out the fall decorations.... hmmmmm and make a pie or something domestic. I am after all a domestic goddess!!! 

Maybe I'll make chili today too. And cornbread with honey.... yeah that's the ticket.  After school maybe we'll have a movie day or a lego contest... or .... and art contest.  

Oh, Trina that sounds GREAT! You are a domestic goddess for sure!! 

Yes, thank you thank you!! (waving hands in the air) Don't stop I like the attention!

It's not so lonely when you talk to yourself!!  I sorta like it. I can always get a positive answer to my questions and comments.  Being in the gray, dark, long winters here hasn't affected me at all!!   I feel a weird twitch in my right eye..... hmmmmmmm

Well, I hope Sheridan does well tomorrow night. Mike, since you'll be there I'll be waiting for a score update.  Take pcs of Timberfest too!

What did you guys have for lunch??  Did you see that Mark is 100% hick on fb.  Yeah, that's right. Did you see the new pic of me and David from the reunion?? Where is David today?? Meetings? Bummer??

pretty fall colors!!

Two kids are reading and one is playing a game on the computer.  Nice and quiet.. ahhhhh

Ok this is my Friday boys... where are you???

You know maybe we should watch Underworld.... think the kiddos would like that??

Ooooooo, almost top of the page for me!!!! 

I

Can

Make

it!!

Oooohhhh!!!!! 

So close!!!

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