I didn't mean to jump in and take the theme...really...he's just the big "slasher" that comes to my mind....Still freaks me out a little to go in the ocean...but I go...gladly!

Whew...David...I was reserving my judgement as to not be offended until I saw what you had up your sleeve....I know better! :)

WOOO HOOOO....looks like I am in tip TOP shape today!

Okay, I am offically offended. NOT! It's not racist if it's true. Lord knows plenty has been said about rednecks, our particular sub-phylum of the caucasoid race.

Where'd everbody go???

Nevermind, page changed and I as per usual was sitting back refreshing the other page.

Stacy, congrats on totp!

David Fort wrote:

The makeup from the costume shops actually isnt that bad.  The reason it smears is that the instructions do not tell you to powder it.  I've only had problems with my makeup twice: Once it was 110 degrees out and the eyebrows melted the other time it was below freezing and the stuff actually froze and flaked off my face.  Send me an email at andrewwelch@hotmail.com and I'll send detailed intructions on how to put on a clown face.  I may even be able to find a good link for you.

well im offended, and will not participate in this event today!  maybe see you tomorrow if the THEME is not offensive!!! 

Whatever.  I think we all know you a little better than that.  I don't think a Jewish person would even be offended by that.  Like Mark says there is a joke out there for every color, creed, or religion.  I don't try to be offensive, but I don't try to be overly PC either. I like the comics of old that didn't pull punches on anybody.  I love watching the old and new roasts.

Thanks for the BIG picture Trina. Man who knew J-man was so sensitive?

GOOD MORNING JH!!!

Stacy!!!!!  A girl!!!! Oh my goodness!!!!  Stay awhile...would you like a cup o'coffee??

David!! Ha! I think it's funny and I agree it'd be super funny if it was a dollar floating on top! That made me laugh... haaaaa

40 degrees out.... brrrrr gonna warm up to 50 something. Nice and toasty.

Mark, your welcome!!!  Glad you liked it!

Trina Smurl Williams wrote:

Yeah, 2 girls and a cup (of coffee) ROFL!

Should be nice and sunny here today with temps in the 60s. 

What big picture?  Where? 

Trina, I like that avatar.  Tiger Shark eating a camera. Funny, It does look like a bluetooth.

Trina....no coffee for me, I'm too young to drink that stuff! :O)

I'm trying to pop in and out while preparing for class! Yes, I've procrastinated!

David... I love it that your so easily amused!

Stacy, coffee is a way of life here in the PNW.  And not just any coffee... not Folgers drip or worse yet Yuban.  It's gotta be fresh ground, Starbucks, dark, rich, and loaded with flavored milk and topped with some foam. Mmmmmmm

I got to drinking it quite a bit last year and then noticed it staining in between my teeth. That's when I quit coffee.

Oh, FAKE Coffee....I can sometime do fake coffee...if there's more trimmings than coffee that is!

Gots to take care of the choppers. You wouldn't believe all the guys I work with that have let theirs go. I try not to judge, but we have really good dental insurance.  I don't like going to the dentist for cleanings but you gotta. I've been thinking of getting the porcelan veneers but I'm also thinking it's a vanity play too. Kinda torn on this one.

Well, that depends on how many shots of espresso are in it I would imagine.  I like strong coffee if I am gonna drink it.

Is Yuban bad?  I don't like folgers.  I have tried 8 o'clock, but it is so mild, I can't get it strong enough.

I use a french press to make my coffee normally.  Folgers tastes ashy if you make it strong. Starbucks beans are good in it though.

Can you guys get Community brand coffee? It's a Louisiana brand. That's my Hubby's fave....

I love my coffee in a french press... yummy! Yuban is bitter to me.  I don't like bitter coffee. I can drink some coffees just black and it's wonderful. But 'fake' coffee (as Stacy so lovingly put it) is what I normally drink.  I like it with 3 shots and vanilla.  Very good. 

Yeah, I have seen community here in LR. 

Trina, 3 shots?  You must bounce around like a rabbit. LOL

Well, Guys and Gal....I'm outie!  Off to warp, I mean.....enlighten young minds!

Stacy, it was nice having you this morning.  Come again!

Something Random - I was just thinking we need to set aside a day for caveman avatars - a lotta good choices there.  Im sure Trina could snag a great Raquel Welch photo for that.

Cave men won't fly until November though.  Sharks are really pushing the envelope today. We're gonna have to bounce back tomorrow with Vampires.

Gotta like the Bavarians.

I may love her however, very talented.

Yeah, but do they carry the beers like that and does she work there?  I love her just on sheer talent.

Check the Skillz!

I'm gettin' thirsty!

I could also go for a Brezeln or some Wurstel with Rotkraut.

Nice. Nothing like a little hair in your beer!

Seriously, what is that growth on her hand??? And it looks like her left arm is gone completely!

 I just looked at her hands and forearms. She may be a tranny. Now the one in your pic is famous. Her name is Helga Dieselocomotive. Very top of her umm field.

Trina Smurl Williams wrote:

Damn, Miss Eyefordetail.  Jealous much?

If I were jealous of that then I'd be worried. But I'm not the jealous type.  I know what I have and that is both arms! haa haaa haaa

Here is her other arm.  I think what you saw as a growth was her fingers laced under the mugs perhaps.  The manly arms were probably earned at work don't you think?

Mark said the word Tranny not me... worried David about what you were liking?? haaaa

Ok. so she has both arms. Sue me! 

Maybe this is an old picture before the horrible accident that took her arm!

A lot of good that does you.  I bet you can't carry more than 4 12 oz bottles at one time. LOL.

Oh David! I'm stronger than I look! 

I bet you are.  You're a country girl after all. (Even though you may not sound like one anymore)

Hm, nothing wrong with the way I sound!     I'm a country girl at heart!!! 

Who's gonna back me up on that!!  MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   JODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell David he's being mean to me!!

HAHAHAHAHA!  Yeah, where is your Mike in shining armor when you need him? LOL

Facebook says he's at the doctor with his daughter but that was a while ago.

Well, peeps... I've gotta run myself.  If your gone when I get back I'll see ya tomorrow!!

Stacy thanks for dropping by!

Hope to see you back before the day is out.

Mark, where did you go?  Off looking at beer maids?

Maybe Justin wasn't kidding about being offended.  I doubt it though. 

You all are weak!  Only Mark made a comment about me being sensitive!  I had to go too several meeting's and wanted you all to firestorm me but no every one kept quiet!  David was right in not buying it,  it was pretty clever and funny!   now as for the beer misters,  I like to point out hot chicks to the wife in the sense of can you believe she would wear that or why would you get a boob job like that it makes her look goofy, etc etc,  just so i can look and not get smacked up side the head, now when she points out flaws before i can i assume she insecure and afraid some one else is getting all the attention!    I'm just saying!    

Dude, look at her neck, adam's apple . See, tranny. I betcha ole Trina can arm rassle with the best of 'em. Yeah, Mike has time to check in on FB but no love for us here. She got a yankee accent now? When Chuck 1st moved to EE he had a yankee accent. Not a lot of Schwart's in the area then.