Mark Avant wrote:

Maybe, or at least shackin up for a while. LOL

What everone needs this season...?

Got a cold?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<< in your dreams would a girl do that!

Yeah, ok.  I'm waaaay off base on that one.

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?

Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied,"Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

<<<<<<<<<< LOL  too funny!!! Bless her heart!!

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Show up naked.

with my best Ricky Bobby voice,  thank you little baby Jesus for the 80's and 90's!

you all have been busy,  i been out of pocket a Rep for Fed EX had his retirement lunch so i have been off enjoying lunch.  He will be an Ar'kansan next week, they are building a house in Greers Ferry.

Sweet.  Tell him to come buy me lunch up here.  maybe I'll see him on hte lake next summer!

Hey Guys,

Sorry I didn't change my Avatar.  I thought I would jump on here for a second.  I have been really busy at work the past few days, and last night I didnt get much sleep, since I was on Face book too late chatting.

Looks like everyone has been busy the past few days.

I am so sleepy, ready to go home.  My daughter is at work with me today, she was not feeling well, so I took her to the doctor this morning.  Just allergies they think.  Went ahead and got her the Flu shot while there though.

David Fort wrote:

These work really well unless it is raining.  So they dont sell too many of these in Washington and sales have been slow in Arkansas this year.

David Fort wrote:

This reminds me of David last night while we were trying to work out.  Thanks David it still smelt in the basement this morning.

Mike,  I hope the young lady get's well soon.  I will tell him David, he will be the old grouchy guy with a 20 year younger wife!   

Can't wait to meet her...er...them.

Mike, you know that was your sweat towel.

Thanks Justin, i think when she found out I wasnt taking her to school she suddently felt better.  Amazing how that works, but I remember those days too.

Yeah, but I would rather be at school than stuck at work with my parent.  BORING.

Hey, Mike. Sorry to hear your daughter isn't feeling well.  I hate it when my kids aren't feeling right. 

My kids have gone to work with their dad a few times it's fun at first but it gets old fast. 

Yea, shes pretty bored.  She is laying down right now trying to take a nap.

I hope she gets to feeling better.  Where are the kids going this weekend while you are out with your bride?

No where.  They will be home.  Thats the luxury of having teens, they are old enough to take care of there selves.

Hey Mark,

I was on the way back from the doctor today and seen an SS about like the one you are rebuilding.  The one I seen was yellow with black deck stripes.  My daughter said she wouldnt mind having a car like that. 

We cant bring our kids to work,  security reasons, but i wish i could and work them one day until there tail drags,  let them see what it's like in the working world! they think i have an easy job and in truth,  it is physically.  they don't see the stress,  nor all the years of work it took to get the job i now have!  let them try 12 to 16 hour days for weeks on end working your butt off in the heat and cold, skipping things that you want to do because you have to work.  Life is not easy but there are things you can do that will help you later in life when you go into the real world.

Mike what do you have going on this weekend?   I have to work I really wanted to go the game with my buddy's but i have to make the donuts,  i will be home in time to park in front of the TV though.

Tomorrow is our 21st anniversary and I am taking Leslie out Friday night to dinner, then I have reserved the same room we stayed in on our honeymoon for the night.  Then Saturday I am taking her to the Art museum to see a new Egyptian exhibit.  She don't know about any of it other than the Dinner.  I am going Friday during my lunch and buy a bunch of pink roses and put them in the hotel room for her.  I thought I would take the rose pedals and put them all over the bed.

Wow, what a romantic I am. 

AAAhhh Mike! So sweet! I hope ya'll have a great time. 

Justin sorry you have to work all weekend. That stinks! 

This weekend we are going to a corn maze either Friday or Saturday then having a little party for the 6yr old with friends.  Otherwise, same ole' same ole'.

Rose petals on the bed?  What for?

I still haven't decided what to do this weekend.  You are way ahead of me, but then you been married 5 more years.

Thanks Trina, we will do our best to have a good time.

David I dont think the 5 years makes a diffrence.  I think it is just knowing how to treat a lady.

Mike your sitting the bar way up there, what ever you do don't tell my wife.   I would think dinner,  a movie with popcorn and JR. mints, maybe a nice card from the dollar store and some of those roses from the gas and go would do it.  

Sounds like fun hope you have a grand time!

Thanks Justin.

My book "How to be a Romantic" goes on sale in a few days.  Or you can just call me with questions at 1-800- Doc-love.

David is your wifes head feeling better?

I just thought maybe it was sore since you said you accidently hit her in the back of the head the other night.

Mike you know the answer to that question!  she looks at David everyday how does your head feel after seeing him in the gym?????

Well you got a point there Justin.

I think David left to make plans! lol

Hmm. I've got offspring #1 making No-Bake Cookies. YUMMY!

Offspring #1,   i like that!  enjoy your no bake cookies!   see you peeps later!

I love those no bake cookies.  Isnt that the same as cow pattie cookies?

See you later Justin.

Well, I guess so. I've never called them cow pattie cookies.. eewww haa but I can see how they would be called that. 

Lucky for me the kids didn't want to lick the bowl!!

Lucky you.

mmm oatmeal and chocolate. 

Mike's head swoons just like the rest of the girls.

Mike, I think she's gonna be okay until next time I have to get the bat after her.

I'm sure that there is no sugar in what's left in the bowl right??

Surely not.  Go ahead and lick away.

No, not at all.  Do your kids know the number to 911?

Mike, I thought about taking her to 1620 since it has a 16 in the title, but I think someone else is going there.

Yep, thats where we will be.  Take her to Brave New restaurant.  Thats a great place especially on the balcony.

Just be sure and get you some Liver and Onion's to help with the anemic problem though.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I feel sick now.

what's the number to 911??

ugh.

If it were colder, I would rent a cabin up at Petit Jean. 

Mike, I think that is NOT the number to 911.  I think it's 411.

Oh, I guess she fell for it and called.  I will wait here til y'all are done.

Yeah there is a cute little cabin at PJ that has hearts carved everywhere. Very sweet. A little fire in the fireplace, a little bubbly, soft lights...