hmmm. in less than 4954 characters, after watching levine, rami, and jb kick my official NBA basketball (valued at $80) around out in the rain as opposed to heaving it ten feet up in the air and through a hoop, i left the university of iowa and headed out west and joined the beach volleyball circuit. became a fashion consultant for a mens apparel in rodeo drive peddling armanis and versaces; playing in the sand didnt quiet cover the bills. met a girl and headed to splitsville. she went up north and i wound up in asia playing semi-pro basketball. came back to los angeles and did the hollywood thing before moving back to texas. had a teaching gig at the state hospital for the last 5 years while managing my parents rental properties and playing lead guitar for a rock band. got hitched to a groupie named erin cross a month ago. she couldnt resist the way i caressed her neck ( my guitar !! what da ya thinkin!). just recently relocated back to california (riverside) in hopes of being accepted to the LAPD/SWAT or surrounding areas at the start of the year. im currently in transition ( un-
employed!) and just chillin and living the life of a rockstar - "up all night, sleep all day."

no school stories to tell. i was never the one to engage in tomfoolery or take part in those all night soirees. yes i have my moments of regret. i do recall those morning freshman basketball practices and the times i had to bum rides from the levines, wilshires, best and coach cox. once i tried skipping out on early morning practice by using the " i have no ride " excuse. thought it worked until coach cox showed up at my door. what a great coach!

- sack lunch and poor lunches were cool.
- all the girls gawked at jesse wilhelm. what???
- did stuart ever get his corvette?
- riding the pine for coach dickens. so wrong!
- everybody murdered my last name. and i still
continue to seek therapy.
- those freaking ugly red v-neck sweaters all the
basketball players were forced to wear.
although eick looked good in them.
- no clue what mulch was until i took
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE.