Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
 

Merry Christmas...Feliz Navidad...Frohe Weihnachten...Joyeux Noël...Buon Natale...? ??????????

Happy Hanukkah...Quanza...Festivus

Steve listed about the funniest...I did like, "you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro plant" same movie by the old fart Uncle Louis. Or when Clark was telling the kids about Santa Claus being seen on radar and cousin Eddie seriously asked, "are you serious Clark?"