Share some fun stories about parenthood. It's good for when we all need a laugh and helps others feel like normal parents. HA HA

I will start this topic off.

A few months ago I was at Denny's with my 3 year old. They have Alien pancakes, so we had so go on a breakfast date just the two of us. After a loud an exciting breakfast I went up to pay... my daughter went over to look at "the claw" toy machine. As I was paying the cashier I hear her start yelling, "Mommy! Look it's a pirate! Arg... it's a pirate!" I of course thought she was looking at a pirate toy in the machine and said, "Cool!" and kept on paying without looking. She then says it again but even louder. I turn around to tell her to be quiet when (to my horror) I find her standing at the foot of a 70 year old man with an eye patch yelling "Arg! It's a pirate!" HA HA HA It was so awesome. The guy didn't even crack a smile. Kids are hilarious!