These Kids Are Our Future

Occasionally we get information about the younger generation which allows us to determine whether they represent a brighter future for mankind, or a future frought with difficulties.

In the space below we will add information sent in by our classmates which tells us that "These Kids Are Our Future."

The following item was received on May 12, 2016.

Do you remember that scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off when they got back from their joyride in the Ferrari? Needless to say, trying to roll back the mileage by propping it up and putting a brick on the gas with it in reverse wasn't the smartest idea...Here's Ferris, looking at the car.  Such kids are our future!


The following item was received on July 25, 2014.

Is it the Stupid Economy that is responsible for this?


The following item was sent in by Barry Lazarus on April 17, 2014.

Although the high school kids who provided the answers to the questions below do represent our future, their collective answers may explain in part “Why Teachers DRINK!”

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).
                        Q. Name the four seasons. 

                        A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

                        Q. How is dew formed?

                        A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

                        Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

                         A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

                         Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?

                         A. Very important.  Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

                         Q. What are steroids?


                          A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

                                             (Shoot yourself now; there is little hope)


                          Q. What happens to your body as you age?

                          A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


                          Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?


                          A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
                                                (So true)

                          Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

                          A. Premature death.

                          Q. What is artificial insemination?


                          A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

                          Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?


                          A. Keep it in the cow.
                                                 (Simple, but brilliant)

                          Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The Abdomen)?


                          A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal            

                               cavity.  The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs

                               and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)

                          Q. What is the fibula?


                          A. A small lie.


                          Q. What does 'varicose' mean?

                          A. Nearby.


                          Q. What is the most common form of birth control?


                          A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

                                             (That would work.)

                          Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'.

                          A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.


                          Q. What is a seizure?

                          A. A Roman Emperor.  Like Julius Augustus Seizure: I came, I saw, I had a fit.

                          Q. What is a terminal illness?

                          A. When you are sick at the airport.


                          Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?

                          A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

                        Q. What is a turbine?


                         A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches  

                              puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.