Dagmar Peterson

Profile Updated: January 1, 2010
Dagmar Peterson
Residing In: Oz, AL Burkina Faso
Spouse/Partner: The Tin Man (the scarecorw left me for some chick with a dog)
Homepage: I like the 72nd page...
Occupation: witch... occasionally a good one. usually not.
Children: Well, me and Bubba done had 8 kids before he done died of the leprosy - then his cousin Zecheriah and More…I had 9 more- and what with him already having a mess of em with my aunt (his cousin) - hell- we got a lick o kids all over the place. I plan on harvesting their kidneys soon if ya wanna place an order... I figure we can drink all the moonshine we want and just replace the worn out parts as we go along...
Military Service: i served ALL the fellas  
Yes! Attending Reunion
Comments:

I plan on being released from prison real soon and Im gonna be looking for a new husband. I swear I didnt kill the first 3- I just had me a real bad attorney. He was an awful liar. I lie much better. I still have most of my real hair and at least one of eyes sees real good most of the time. Im down to only 930 lbs! Im real proud of dropping all that weight- prison food doesnt agree with me too much. Ive been practicing my yodeling and ivory carving in here.. getting real good too. Im gonna be looking fer a feller that has him a nice big monster truck and a double wide. Im gonna hafta insist it be a double wide cause I still cant fit in the singles. You might wanna reinforce the blocks as well. Its okay if yer truck aint running as long as we can show it off in the front yard to the neighbors. I like looking fancy. This year the other gals in here dressed me up in tinsel and i got to be the tree for xmas! I shore was purty.
I hope to hear from you fellers soon as Im always looking for penpals to send me presents and various sharp things in the mail. smooches.

School Story:

Well, after going to foss- i went to sniper school for a few years and then got me a job in a pig farm. did you know pigs will eat ANYTHING? thats why it was so hard to pin me for my husbands (and other peoples) deaths.... and if it wasnt for that no good lawyer of mine.....